Anything is a masturbator if you’re brave enough, right guys? Ok, so there are a few limitations to the things we’ll stick our dicks into, but that list is short and we’re not ashamed to admit it. Give us a legit sex toy and you won’t see us for hours. Make that toy a technologically advanced o-face machine and you might have to file a missing person’s report. Suffice it to say, men love a good meat beating session, especially if that session is enhanced by modern science.

Enter: the TENGA Zero Flip Hole Black, an innovative plaything that’s answering the call for a more satisfying manual masturbation device. Skating the line between high-tech and traditional, this male sex toy uses a one-of-a-kind concept to give men a well-rounded knob job. I recently got my hands on one and I wasn’t disappointed.

What Is the TENGA Zero Flip Hole Black EV(Rumbling Vibrations)?

Put as simply as possible, the TENGA Zero Black is a high-tech fifi-looking device that’s designed for men with various sized penises and plenty of bicep endurance. This manual masturbator does, however, offer numerous features that stimulate the shaft of the penis with or without a strong stroke. Made by one of the best-known brands in the sex toy industry, the TZB is one of two male masturbators in the manufacturer’s new and improved lineup.

Its sister toy, the TENGA Zero Flip Hole White, is eerily similar and has only a few different features that cater mainly to the user’s sense of style and need for discretion. Aside from the crisper color that makes the toy appear more luxurious, the White model is pretty much the same as the Black. The most glaring variance is the texture patterning – the White model uses one solid column of jelly-like nubs along the interior of the sleeve, but the Black model, on the other hand, uses two columns that full envelope the shaft. Choosing between the two has been one of the hardest decisions of my life.

Innovatively designed and ergonomically impressive, I feel like the TENGA ZB is among the sleekest, most sophisticated male masturbators on the market. Not only is it sexy looking but it’s also conveniently compact, super easy to use and surprisingly powerful. The same goes for the White model, although I’d probably choose the Zero Black in a pinch just because of its texture, but we’ll get to that later.

The Main Features

I mistakenly assumed the makers of the TENGA Zero Black spent all their time and money developing a toy that would pander to the eye, but as it turns out, this thing is a lot more than just good looking. First of all, it’s stupid powerful. The vibrating cores jingled my Jimmy through all five settings, plus the complexity of the vibes got more intense the further I slid into it because there were actually two motors in there doing the dirty work.

The manual pressure pad on the side of the toy was also a nice touch, especially since I prefer to vary the schematics of each session to keep things from getting boring. The pad was great for tailoring the suction power inside the chamber which, by the way, opened up by a hefty hinge and gently clasped back down on my whole dong. So, instead of being forced to peel the skin from the tip of my dick by trying to aggressively insert myself, the TENGA Flip Hole gave me the option to more gingerly step inside and therefore accommodated the above-average shlong I happen to be carrying.

The TENGA Flip Hole Zero Black is not designed for men with Peyronie’s Disease or erectile dysfunction, but that manual pressure pad controls a one-way valve vacuum system that would put a lot of penis pumps to shame. Add in the unique texture pattern of the semi-transparent TPE sleeve and you’ve got one hell of a sex toy. The sleeve material is not only skin-safe but it’s also crazy soft and just the right combination of flexibility and sturdiness to effectively tantalize all the nerve endings in the average penis.

It measures 6 inches in length with a canal diameter of .5 inches, which helped a lot with storage and discretion. This toy is submersible in water as well, plus it’s rechargeable and can be used with any water-based lube you’ve got on deck. It contains no phthalates whatsoever and comes with a limited one-year manufacturer’s warranty if you buy it through certain merchants.

What Comes in the Box

The TENGA Zero Flip Hole Black box wasn’t nearly as sexy as the toy itself, but it got the job done either way I suppose. With a life-sized picture of the toy slapped right on the front, this relatively unremarkable container had the following items inside:

• The TENGA Zero Flip Hole Black Rechargeable Vibrating Male Masturbator (of course)
• A USB charging cable
• A detachable standing charging dock (which doubles as a place to dry your toy after cleaning)
• An instruction manual
• A warranty registration card (if you buy it from the right source)

You won’t get any lube or toy cleaner samples with your purchase unfortunately, but I have enough of that shit already and you probably do too. The TZFHB (What? I like abbreviations) isn’t compatible with any Bluetooth devices, VR goggles, or smart device apps, so don’t worry about having to buy a bunch of extra junk to enjoy the toy. It came with everything I needed to get cranking immediately, even if it was just the bare essentials.

How It Feels

In my humble opinion, the TENGA Zero Black model felt way better than the White version, not to say that the White version felt bad at all. At a risk of sounding insane here, I’d say that both models felt like I was getting a playful bite from a friendly, toothless shark. However, the Black version did a much better job of stimulating all the major points on my dick, so it wins by a hair.

The sleeve’s unique texture is a must-have to keep this toy relevant, but the non-open-ended design makes it more ideal for corona stimulation than full-blown, deep-stroke masturbation. Although the hinged concept is a great idea when it comes to cleaning the Zero Flip Hole, I bottomed out in this son of a bitch more times than I can count. Aside from that, it’s a decent male vibe to keep in the bedside drawer for a rainy day.

The Cheers and Jeers

I know I complain a lot considering the fact that I’m talking to you guys about a device with the sole purpose of making me cum, but that doesn’t mean I have to like everything. The TENGA Zero Flip Hole Black is a revolutionary male sex toy with plenty of room to grow. There. I’ll put it that way, you pussies.

PROS

• In My Feels – The sleeve texture of this bad boy is outstanding, complete with a slew of varied nubs, nodes, ridges, and rims that are ergonomically positioned to produce maximum pleasure.
• Keep in Touch – While many of the top-notch sex toys in the industry are made with medical-grade silicone, the Zero Black uses skin-safe TPE that’s super soft and durable with both water-based and oil-based lubricants.
• Double Trouble – This toy employs a uniquely potent combination of preset vibrations and manually controlled suction to deliver a powerful punch to the penis (in a good way, of course).
• Easy as 1-2-3 – The TENGA brand consistently produces user-friendly devices and the Flip Hole Zero is no exception. With built-in buttons and anatomically correct control placement, it’s easy to handle and fun to use with or without a partner.
• Do You Even Lift, Bro? – This thing is surprisingly lightweight for such a compact contraption, and that certainly helps since it’s a manual, handheld device.
• Batter’s Up – The battery is rechargeable and is ready to play ball in about 90-120 minutes (or less).
• When I Dip, You Dip, We Dip – Feel free to get your TENGA Zero Flip Hole Black wet in the bath, shower, or pool because it’s submersible due to the powerful motors inside being waterproof bullet vibrators.
• Squeaky and Freaky – With a revolutionary design, this toy features one of the easiest-to-clean operating concepts the industry has ever produced.
• Come Away with Me – Since the TZB is USB rechargeable, lightweight and compact, it’s an ideal toy for travelers, perverted roommates, freaky dads, and anyone else who wants to crank one out in private or on the go.

CONS

• It’s a Stick-Up – You may feel like you’re being robbed at gunpoint when you check out. This toy is salty AF.
• Short and (Not So) Sweet – Remember that thing I mentioned about long dicks bottoming out easily in the Zero Flip Hole? Yeah, that shit sucks.
• Variety Is the Spice of Life – Although it boasts 5 different vibe settings, I’ve seen ordinary blenders with more options than that.
• Turn Down for What? – This bastard is loud as hell. So much for discretion, eh boys?
• Just Cram It in There – It doesn’t come with a pouch, box, bag or anything for storage. Just do like me: cram it in your sock drawer and hope for the best (thank fuck for that warranty).

The Final Verdict

Overall, the TENGA Zero Flip Hole Black is one of the most enjoyable male masturbators to use, but only because of its strangely arousing design and superb texture. It’s not cheap and I still think it looks like one of those travel hairbrushes we all used to carry around in middle school, but it’s high-end, high-tech, and gets high praise from me regardless of its few flaws.

Cock cages and dominance toys aren’t for everybody, but they’re sure as hell for me. I like how they give my partner control over my junk, plus it’s nice to have a little help holding myself back when I’m about to burst with excitement. A good cock cage can make fantastic sex even better. However, I’m not such a huge fan that I’m willing to play with whatever I find.

The cock cages I use have to be of top quality and possess body-safe features that make the experience restrictive yet fun. Due diligence is required to find the right stuff. I should know, but I’ll save you the pain of having to listen to all the gory details about the time I wasn’t so careful about my choice. Let’s just say I learned my lesson and I’m passing the savings on to you.

Since my education, I’ve learned that the V3 Holy Trainer is one of the best cock cages on the market. While it may not be perfect or ideal for every man on the planet, it certainly has plenty of penis-worthy features that make it a true contender. Made by a company that’s known for its production of high-end male sex toys, the Holy Trainer series is exactly as the manufacturer describes: part angel and part demon.

But why do they say that? What makes this piece of plastic such a gentle badass? As a strong, silent type myself, I couldn’t help but find out and share the news with any and everybody interested in what I had to say. Let’s start out by determining exactly what the fuck the V3 Holy Trainer even is.

What Is the V3 Holy Trainer?

Obviously, the V3 Holy Trainer is a cock cage, but I’m not sure why they call it a “trainer” unless that’s a suggestion about how it can possibly train you to control your excitement until the time is just right to bust a nut. Put simply, this thing restricts your penis from becoming fully erect, which is pretty much the same thing that all cock cages do. Made specifically for dominance and BDSM experiences, the V3 is also designed for voyeurs who like to see exactly what’s going on.

At first glance, this thing looks like nothing more than a see-through cock-shaped piece of hard plastic and that’s basically all it is. However, it has a few key features that make it ideal for the intended purposes. As a new and improved version of the landmark Holy Trainer product that swept the nation just a few years back, the V3 now makes it a whole lot easier to enjoy your sick pleasures in private.

I, for one, was a pretty big fan of the original cock cage by Holy Trainer, but I certainly appreciate the new developments. It’s like they heard all of my complaints and delivered with a quickness. I’m about to describe what I’m referring to, but for now let’s just say that the V3 is an ergonomic cock cage with body-safe shaping and materials plus a pants-friendly locking mechanism that keeps all your dirty secrets from becoming public knowledge. We can all agree that that’s a good thing, right?

The Main Features

The new V3 Holy Trainer version is said to be sleeker and smoother than the original, and I can tell you from experience that it definitely is. It features a more life-like ergonomic head than the first model, plus it has a nice extended plate at the top with this super smooth edge that cuts down on that pesky pinching you sometimes experience with other cock cages. The shape and design of the new V3 also does a better job of pushing your penis downward, which aids in keeping the device in place as you start to get an erection.

That design feature also makes it harder for your dick to slip out, but it’s not painful at all. Furthermore, you get enhanced comfort from the internal brass lock that’s used in the new model. Instead of using the traditional padlock, the manufacturer of the V3 uses a much more secure and discreet design that won’t jingle or cause unsightly bulges in your pants. And since the lock is made from high-quality brass, it won’t rust, won’t oxidize, and is completely safe to take through TSA.

Another thing I really liked about the brass lock is that it unlocks very smoothly, so no more of that potentially painful snagging or dragging that’s synonymous with most chastity devices. Oh yeah, and the soft yet strong material that’s used on this thing is worth mentioning too. It’s made from a 100% natural bio-sourced resin that actually gets more flexible when it gets warm and wet. So, if you wear the V3 into a hot shower or bath, the material softens further and molds onto your locked cock even better. Well, hotdog!

Perhaps my favorite thing about the new V3 Holy Trainer is that it comes in a few different sizes, which makes couple’s play a whole lot more fun if you ask me. There are four (4) tube length and girth sizes to choose from, including: NANO, SMALL, STANDARD, and MAXI. The relative measurements are as follows:

• NANO – 35mm (1.36 inches) in length and 1.3 inches in diameter
• SMALL – 45 mm (1.75 inches) in length with the same 1.3-inch diameter as the NANO
• STANDARD – 55 mm (2.14 inches) in length and 1.4 inches in diameter
• MAXI – 65 mm (2.54 inches) in length with the same 1.4-inch diameter as the STANDARD

Each cock cage also features three (3) strategically placed air vents to help your dick breath while it’s locked up. The material is resistant to all detergents and solvents, plus there are five (5) different ring sizes as well, including:

• 36 mm (1.41-inch)
• 40 mm (1.55-inch)
• 45 mm (1.75-inch)
• 50 mm (1.95-inch)
• 55 mm (2.14-inch)

The tubes and rings are interchangeable too, and who doesn’t like that idea? So essentially, you can mix and match the rings and cages depending on who’s invited to the party. The only thing is that they’re not interchangeable with the old Holy Trainer models, so don’t get too excited. You’ll have to buy a whole new contraption to take advantage of the new and improved features.

*What’s New?

I kind of already covered the new features of the updated Holy Trainer, but here they are in a comprehensive list to help you sort it all out:

• A better locking system that doesn’t use a padlock to keep the case closed and secure
• A silent mechanism that never rubs, clangs, or slaps while walking
• A more discreet design that fits more secretly beneath your pants
• Easier installation
• More comfortable ergonomics for long-term wear
• A thicker, more robust tube

Compared to the last version, the V3 is certainly an improvement. But, how does it compare to the other cock cages on the market?

How It Compares to the Competition

I picked out the industry’s top three (3) cock cages and compared them to the V3 Holy Trainer to find out which one reined supreme. This is what I came up with:

The Mystim Pubic Enemy No. 2 with Urethral Sound

While the Mystim Pubic Enemy features e-stim technology designed for heightened sensations, its high-tech nature requires far more maintenance than the simple V3 cock cage. Furthermore, not all dudes like e-stim and it can be dangerous if you don’t know how to use it properly. Also, you can’t take the Mystim into the bath or shower and it’s definitely noticeable through your pants.

The transparent Mystim may come with a sturdy zip case for safe storage and the V3 does not, but I don’t feel like that’s a deal breaker (or maker). Considering the V3 is compact and also clear, you can easily store it in your bedside drawer and nobody has to know about it. I suppose it’s all about what kind of experience you’re looking for. As for me, the V3 wins (almost) every time.

CB-X: The Curve

The first difference I noticed about the CB-X was that it uses a convention padlock to keep it closed around the cock. While I’ve been using padlocked cock cages for a long time, the V3 Holy Trainer has me spoiled. The CB-X has an extra long transparent cage that’s made from medical-grade polycarbonate, but the V3 features interchangeable rings and tubes and is made from equally high-quality material. In fact, I sort of prefer the bio-sourced resin over the polycarbonate because the resin softens up better and thus fits around my half-staff better.

The CB-X also boasts five (5) varying u-ring sizes, but the tube can’t be adjusted no matter how hard you try. It features four (4) separate locking pins and spacers though – supposedly to help users create individually tailored restraint – but, I thought all that required a bit too much work for me to find the perfect fit. I’m not about that life.

The CB-X CB-6000

The CB-X CB-6000 is also a transparent cock cage and it’s made from medical grade polycarbonate like the CB-X (probably because it’s manufactured by the same company). In fact, it’s so much like the CX-X that the untrained eye may miss the differences. It even uses the same four (4) locking pins and spacers, and thus I have the same qualms with its design.

With similarly variant U-ring size options as well, the CB-X CB-6000’s main difference from the CB-X is the shape and design of the cage itself. As far as how it compares to the V3 Holy Trainer: it doesn’t. You can’t beat a cock cage that’s done away with padlocks, pins, spacers, and the need for an engineering degree to use it. The only thing is that V3 is slightly more expensive that the CB-X models, but that’s a small price to pay for user-friendliness and discretion if you ask me.

WINNER: The V3 Holy Trainer wins the battle hands-down, even when compared to a high-end e-stim model like the Mystim Pubic Enemy No. 2. To the victor go the spoils, and the V3 is spoiled as hell.

What the V3 Holy Trainer Feels Like

The new and improved V3 Holy Trainer comes in three (3) colors: black, purple, and pink, but they all feel exactly the same. And what do they all feel like, you ask? Well, allow me to explain the main things I noticed while wearing this thing (in every color, mind you):

• The smoothed and rounded edge of the extended plate at the top of this device makes it extremely comfortable to wear, even for long periods of time. Considering the best times I ever had with a chastity device involved me wearing one for several hours, that was definitely a welcomed improvement.
• The downward pressure created by the ergonomically curved shape is highly erotic and reminds the wearer who’s boss. Since I have a hard time controlling my excitement when things get hot and heavy, gently but forcefully pressing my cock into submission is a very good thing.
• The silent, built-in brass locking mechanism prevents all that annoying jingle-jangle mess that, personally, drives me up the fucking wall. Plus, I like to get freaky no matter where I go (and so does my partner), so the fact that it can’t be seen under my pants is awesome sauce.
• The fact that the tubes and rings become somewhat flexible and quickly mold to the shape of my dick when they get warm and wet was probably my favorite feature. Not only was the device snug and comfortable but it produced exactly what I expected out of a good cock cage.

The Cheers and Jeers

Yes, I preferred the V3 Holy Trainer over the competition but that doesn’t mean it’s perfect. In fact, I had a couple qualms that I will talk about just as soon as I get done singing its well-deserved praises.

PROS

• Pop, Lock, and Drop It – This thing doesn’t use a detachable padlock like other chastity devices, but it still has the separate key to give your partner all the control they desire.
• Through the Looking Glass – The V3 Holy Trainer has that same see-through design we all know and love in a good cock cage.
• Erase, Replace, Embrace, New Cage – The tubes and rings are completely interchangeable, meaning you can easily grow or shrink the cage at will (or at the will of your dominant lover).
• Easy-Peasy – Even though there are a few movable parts because of the interchangeable rings and tubes, they snap together quickly and easily, virtually eliminating the need for an instruction manual.
• Like Butter – I especially appreciated the super smooth bio-sourced resin material that the manufacturer used to make this bad boy. It breathes (thanks to the air vents), it hugs, and it never tugs.
• I Like ‘em Thick – The material is nice and thick in all the right places, an obvious improvement from the original design that featured several weak spots.
• Flex for Me – Unlike other chastity devices I’ve used, the V3 is the only one that featured a material that flexed to create a better grip.
• Globe Trotter – Thanks to the brass locking mechanism, you won’t get any gruff when travelling through customs or TSA.

CONS

• Under-stimulated – Unfortunately for some men, the V3 Holy Trainer does not have any electronic stimulation capabilities, nor does it have any room to attach an external one.
• Wallet Woes – This thing is one of the most expensive cock cages on the market, which means you’ll have to make a major investment to experience all that it has to offer.
• In with the New; Out with the Old – Although the tubes and rings of the new and improved V3 Holy Trainer are interchangeable with one another, they are not, however, compatible with the older Holy Trainer model.
• Getting Off (Or Not) – Because of the enhanced shape and flexible material, the V3 can be somewhat difficult to get off of your half-staff shaft once it’s been sawdered to your flaccid penis.

The Final Verdict

Despite its few flaws, the newly designed Holy Trainer is a bad mamma-jamma that gets the job done in a revolutionary way. While it may be slightly more expensive than some of its competition, the maker obviously thinks it’s well worth the price. I couldn’t agree more. For the money, you get a highly discreet, super comfortable, quiet, and snug cock cage that’s damn near impossible to break. A good sex toy always requires an investment, and the V3 is no exception.

Furthermore, the fact that it’s adjustable and features interchangeable tubes and rings makes it more or less several cock cages in one. So, you’re pretty much getting several chastity devices for the price of one. Unfortunately, the different sizes are sold separately which means you’ll be forced to buy each one if you want to switch things up a bit. Either way, you can’t argue the fact that variety is the spice of life.

Butt play is a hot topic these days, and there are plenty of good reasons for it. For one, anal stimulation feels good as hell. For two, it’s one of the kinkiest ways to get your rocks off and it has nothing to do with your sexuality. Both gay and straight men love to use prostate massagers because the orgasm is like nothing else. The problem is that not all p-spot stimulation toys are made the same.

In fact, there are some brands that regularly make higher quality toys, and Nexus is one of them. With an extensive inventory designed to suit the average male body, the popular brand even has a range of products that are specially made to please the butt play experts, newbies, and everyone in between. It’s no surprise then that the Revo Slim is gaining so much attention.

A good prostate massager is created using skin-safe materials and features an ergonomic shape. Better prostate massagers vibrate in various speeds and patterns. The best prostate massagers, however, do more than that – they rotate in the anal canal to touch and tantalize the prostate gland regardless of where it rests in the body. That’s precisely why the Nexus Revo Slim remote controlled rotating silicone prostate massager is such a big deal (and such a mouthful to say).

What Is the Nexus Revo Slim?

In case you haven’t figured it out yet, the Nexus Revo Slim is a high-powered prostate massager than vibrates and rotates to deliver mind-blowing sensations to your anal canal. It stimulates the perineum as well, just in case you were wondering. Using an array of sexy features, it stands apart from the competition for numerous reasons – one being the fact that it’s powerful enough for ass play pros but gentle enough for beginners.

Furthermore, the Revo is made to provide p-spot and perineum stimulation without losing power. So, there’s no compromising your pleasure, even if the uniquely robust battery power starts to wane after a while. Using technology that’s respected all over the globe, this macho machine is carefully crafted to fit the contours of the male form while being driven by powerful motors and an external remote control. Hands-free hanky-panky, here we come.

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The Main Features

One of the other reasons why the Nexus Revo Slim has gained so much notoriety in the sex toy industry is because of its mound of O-face producing features. Honestly, it seems as though the manufacturer tried out a bunch of prostate massagers, made notes on what needed to be improved, and then designed a toy based on that information. Although it’s not perfect by any means, the Revo Slim by Nexus still has numerous positive attributes, including the following:

• 6 different modes of vibration stimulation
• A gently rotating shaft
• 2 rotating shaft speeds and directions
• 34 combinations of pleasure to choose from
• A smooth, body-safe 100% silicone casing
• A completely waterproof design that’s submersible in the shower, bath, or hot hub
• A wireless remote control that works at a 50-foot (or approximately 15-meter) distance without losing connection
  • NOTE: The remote control requires batteries.
• An intense perineum stimulation undulation on the bottom of the toy
• An ergonomically curved probe
• A tapered and angled head for easy insertion and removal
• 3.5 insertable inches
• A 3.75-inch circumference 
• A 4-inch base
• A ridged base designed to massage your external erogenous zones
• A rechargeable motor
• A standard USB charging port
• A magnetic charging pad on the cable to make powering up a cinch
• No latex or phthalates

What Comes in the Box?

It’s amazing that you get all those features in one toy, but that’s more amazing is what comes in the box. Although you won’t get any water-based anal lube samples, toy cleaner, or freebies, but you’ll certainly get everything you need to have a rip-roaring good time either by yourself or with a willing partner. The box, which is rather simple and commercial looking, contains the following items:

• The Nexus Revo Slim Remote Controlled Rotating Silicone Prostate Massager (of course)
• A USB charging cord with a magnetic connector for the base of the toy
• A user-friendly 3-button remote control (batteries not included, unfortunately)
• A set of easy-to-read instructions
• A silky drawstring storage bag

Keep in mind that the storage bag is only big enough to house the toy itself and won’t fit the remote device inside. So, you’ll have to find somewhere else for that thing. My suggestion is to keep it stowed away in your bedside table or simply lie to people and tell them it’s for your new high-tech stereo.

In addition to all that, you’ll notice that the box itself has toy-shaped cutouts in it to serve as a secure way to store your items. So, in the event that you lose your bag or have no room in your nightstand, you can always stick the Revo Slim back in the box it came in and everything will stay in place nicely (given that you don’t kick it around the room or anything). The manufacturer suggests storing your toy in a clean, dry, area that stays cool and out of direct sunlight to protect the product’s integrity. I’m relatively certain that all toys are the same way.

How It Feels

Because the Nexus Revo Slim features both vibrating motors and a rotating shaft, the way it feels is difficult to describe. Imagine having that much-desired full sensation from a good prostate toy. Now add in powerful vibrations and kick it up a notch with a gently rotating tip that fishes out your p-spot while also massaging the sensitive nerve endings in your anal canal. Put simply, the Revo (which is probably short for “revolving”) moves around inside until it hits your prostate gland, then it gently pushes up against it in a particular pattern that sends waves of pleasure throughout your entire body. I don’t know about you, but that sounds pretty damn good to me.

The Cheers and Jeers

Like I said, the Nexus Revo Slim is nowhere near perfect. However, that doesn’t mean the toy deserves less than the respect it has earned in the sex toy industry so far. Here is the good, the bad, and the ugly of this unique piece of modern machinery:

PROS

• Control Issues – Perhaps the best part about this toy is that it can be controlled manually or with the remote control that’s included, making it a feasible product for solo sessions or partnered play. Oh yeah, and the remote has a really nice range too, so you can surprise your lover from another room.
• Ring Around the Rosey – The rotating shaft is a really nice touch if I must say so myself, and the fact that it goes at two speeds and two different directions isn’t a bad thing either.
• Killer Combinations – Having up to 34 different operational combinations makes the Nexus Revo Slim a serious contender in the anal sex/prostate massager category for sure.
• Hottie with a Body – This toy is both attractive to look at and friendly to your body, with hypoallergenic silicone that glides in and out of your ass smoothly.
• Size Matters – This toy is small enough for anal stimulation newbies, but because it rotates inside the canal, prostate pros can use it as well.
• Water Works – It certainly helps that the Revo Slim is 100% waterproof because, let’s face it, some of the best sex in the world takes place in the bath or shower.
• The Peek of Pleasure – To top it all off, this thing has a perineum stimulator and a ridged base to capture every single nerve ending in your no-no zone.

CONS

• Remote Retardation – If you don’t use the right batteries in the remote, you won’t benefit from the uncompromised power of this toy. Fuck saving money on simple shit. Go for the gold, fellas.
• Bi-Directional Disappointment – Although the shaft rotates at 2 different speeds and in 2 separate directions, it may not have the flexibility some men desire.
• Price Point Propaganda – Yes, a good toy is bound to be somewhat expensive, but the price tag on the Nexus Revo Slim had me shook.

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The Final Verdict

Overall, you can’t beat the pleasure derived by the Nexus Revo Slim Prostate Massager, even (and especially) if you buy something cheaper. Don’t let the cost get you down. This thing is likely to pay for itself eventually.

After recently trying the Malesation Remote Control Vibrating P-Spot Massager with Ball Loop, I couldn’t resist giving my opinion. It’s not every day I get to shove something up my ass and then talk about it openly. And since this toy is designed to be discrete, I’m pretty sure that’s the way the manufacturer intended it. But what can I say? I’m a rebel.

What Is the Malesation Love Rider Remote Control Vibrating Prostate Massager with Ball Loop?

When someone says, “Shove it up your ass,” they usually mean it in a bad way. However, if they’re referring to the Malesation Remote Control Vibrating P-Spot Massager as “it,” then you can bet they’re saying something nice. This solid work of craftsmanship is designed to poke and prod in all the right spots on the male body, although I will say that it’s not the cream of the crop by any means. However, I’ll be the first to admit that this toy gets the job done nicely, regardless of your butt plug experience level.

The features on this particular Malesation toy are substantial, despite the fact that they may not be suitable for newbies or dudes who have an aversion to testicle control. Overall, this bulky yet sleek and masculine prostate massager is supposed to provide a wide variety of “subterranean” sensations and it does just that. Whether you prefer it to similar toys in the industry is debatable, especially since it lacks in numerous areas when compared to other shitter shafts that have perfected the art of ass-ploration. Allow me to explain.

The Main Features of The Malestation Love Rider

This p-spot stimulating toy is made from ABS, which is an easier way of saying Acrylonitrile butadiene styrene. Although the material is a commonly used thermoplastic polymer, it can present an allergic reaction in some men which is no Bueno. I personally prefer skin-safe silicone for my butt plugs, but ABS is almost as equally smooth, flexible, and durable. Furthermore, the material contains no phthalates or latex, so there’s that.

The Malesation Prostate Massager mentioned here vibrates too, as indicated in the name. It features 11 different functions, each of which are controlled by a remote. This gear shifter-shaped toy measures a doable 3.8 inches and has a hefty 4-inch circumference. So, it’s probably not a good fit for dudes who are new to this whole all play thing. Either way, the texture is smooth, and the entire toy is completely waterproof, which means you can take it with you to the bath or shower without damaging any of the mechanisms that drive the vibrations.

I should also mention that the motor is fully rechargeable, so buying a shit ton of batteries is unnecessary. The remote control, which has a 5-meter range, features numerous buttons that dictate the speed and intensity of the vibrations. However, those vibes only permeate the shaft of the toy, leaving the ball loop to fend for itself. I did notice that some of the vibrations can be felt slightly in the ball loop when the control was set to high though.

Speaking of ball loops, the Malesation Vibrating Prostate Massager features a flexible ring that houses the testicles and keeps your erection in check. Unfortunately, it’s very difficult to use this bastard without cramming your sack into that loop. So, you better be prepared for some testicular restriction if you opt for this toy. Keep in mind, however, that the ball loop is designed to heighten pleasure and prevent ejaculation – not a bad idea for a toy that aggressively and unapologetically vibrates your sweet spot into oblivion.

What Comes in the Box?

Nothing too fancy, this fuck stick comes with the following items in the box, which is relatively commercial looking and flimsy as a motherfucker:

• The Malesation Vibrating Prostate Massager with Ball Loop (of course)
• A Remote Control
• A USB Charging Cable
• A Black Velvet Drawstring Bag with Red Detailing
• An Instruction Manual

With no lube sample or toy cleaner included, you’ll need to spend a bit more money to prepare yourself for the party. Regardless, the manufacturer gives everything else you need to get going as soon as you open the box.

How It Feels

Since the toy is thick and sturdy, it certainly has a presence inside your anal canal. The ergonomic shape stalks the prostate gland like an obsessed lover, and with integrated vibrators that are operated by an external remote, it’s passable for both couple’s play and solo missions. However, I do suggest using a fuck ton of water-based anal lube before shoving it up your ass, as the ABS material tends to snag on dry skin like a thorn on a rose bush. No thanks!

The Cheers and Jeers

Nothing on the modern market is without flaw, but this toy is a far cry from perfect. Here’s what I thought about it (and I’m trying to be nice here):

PROS

• Long-Time Friends – The rechargeable battery lasts for about 150 minutes when it’s fully charged.
• Home on the Range – The remote control works up to 5 meters away from the target, so surprise butt sex is now a real thing.
• Splish-Splash – Like most well-made prostate massagers, this bad boy can be dunked into the water without damaging the precious dual integrated motors that provide all the fun.
• Big, Bad, and Ballsy – This toy is ideal for experienced anal play lovers who want to give some extra attention to their balls while maintaining a rock-hard erection (which is pretty much everybody).
• Eleventh Heaven – With 11 different vibe functions to this thing, it’s easy to customize your experience with or without a willing and equally perverted partner.
• Discrete Pete – Although it’s rather bulky, the toy is self-contained and uniquely discrete – easy to store, simple to hide, and even comes with a swanky drawstring satchel.
• Clean and Clear – The fully encased design of the toy makes it super easy to clean and maintain if you actually rinse the bitch off when you get done using it. Failure to properly do so damages the material and makes it a scratchy, nasty piece of shit.

CONS

• A Little Goes a Long Way – This bastard is very large, especially for the new kids. I would not suggest it for guys who haven’t experienced prostate massage yet. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
• Uneventful Undulation – Although there are 11 different vibe settings on this thing, the mid-range functions are quite similar and only begin to noticeably differentiate once you get to the highest ones.
• That Goddamn Ball Loop Though – I wish the ball loop was detachable, or at the very least more flexible. It not only got in the way when I didn’t want to use it, but the poorly molded material damn near cut my balls off when I started thrusting.
• Time Consuming – You get about 2.5 hours of play time for every 3-4 hours of charge time – not a good trade-off, Malesation.
• Rash Decision – With the material being ABS instead of skin-safe silicone, it’s likely that some men will get a nasty rash after using this thing. I suggest using a condom if that’s a concern of yours.

The Final Verdict

It turns out that the Malesation Vibrating Prostate Massager with Ball Loop has more PROS than CONS, but it’s still a close call. Being as the size of the toy is sometimes a deterrent and the material has the potential for causing allergic reactions on certain skin types, it’s all a matter of personal preference whether this is the toy for you.

Regardless, I think the thing has some pretty good potential for creating long-lasting, deep, and intense orgasms in men who know how to use it properly. Malesation isn’t exactly the most famous sex toy manufacturer on the planet, but their toys are relatively decent for the price. And with a rechargeable battery and included storage bag, little more than a few squirts of lube is needed to fully experience all that this toy has to offer.

I now know that I’m not the only one who thinks the Electroshock Vibrating E-Stim Prostate Massager is the bee’s knees. In fact, there were even a couple of butt play newbies whose cherries were popped with this thing and, according to their reviews, lives were forever changed as a result. As a public service, I set out to see what all the fuss was about, especially since I’ve been around the butt play block a time or ten. You’re welcome.

What Is the Electroshock Vibrating E-Stim Prostate Massager?

If you’re reading this, then chances are you’ve heard about prostate massagers at some point in your limited existence. But for those of you who haven’t, allow me to indulge: a prostate massager is a device that gets plugged into your tight little asshole for the purposes of stimulating the prostate gland. This anal gland, which is typically in a different position for each man, produces an extremely intense orgasm when it’s poked and prodded. In short, it makes the best masturbation technique feel like an unenthusiastic hand-job.

Add some gentle electroshock to the mix and what you end up with is a sex toy that’s beyond your wildest dreams. What else could convince the world’s ass virgins to try something new, or make standoffish dudes explore the catacombs of their assholes? While electroshock E-Stim toys may seem overwhelming or dangerous at first, the science behind devices like this supports erotic efficacy. The Electroshock Vibrating E-Stim Prostate Massager is designed to provide sensual vibrations to the most mysterious parts of the body; and best of all, the manufacturer has made it ideal for both men and women.

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The Main Features

At first glance, this toy may look a lot like the other vibrating butt plugs on the market, but don’t be fooled. Not only is it made to gently shock the nerve endings of the average anal canal, but it’s also ergonomically designed to reach all the nooks and crannies necessary for ultimate pleasure regardless of the body in which it’s inserted. With a fully self-contained mechanism, this Electroshock E-stim device requires no special equipment, nor any previous experience with toys of the sort.

This marvelous machine boasts a powerful vibrating motor with 10 unique vibrating speeds, but the E-stim portion of this play-thing is where it gets interesting. Featuring 5 different electroshock modes designed specifically for p-spot play, the entire shebang has two separate conductor points that are made to seamlessly blend prostate and perineum pleasure for an internal and external ride of biblical proportions.

Furthermore, the bulbous yet silky exterior is made from skin-safe, hypoallergenic silicone, with a rounded tip for easy insertion and a flared T-bar at the end to prevent slippage. And, since the size is a respectable 3.8 inches in length, it’s suitable for both newbies and pros. The battery is fully rechargeable and uses a simple USB connection – no separate power unit to fuck with, no degree in engineering required. It has a power lock on it as well, so taking with you on long trips is not only easy, it’s suggested.

What Comes in the Box?

This cordless powerhouse comes with everything you need to have a zap-tastic time by yourself or with an equally perverted partner. Inside the relatively quaint box are the following items:

• The Electroshock Vibrating E-Stim Prostate Massager (of course)
• A USB charging cable
• An instruction manual
• A manufacturer’s warrant registration card

Since the device features stainless-steel encased controls that are located on the bottom on the T-bar, there is no remote control to keep track of nor any bulky power pack to purchase separately. You won’t get any water-based anal lube samples, toy cleaner, or anal douches in the box, but you should already own those things if you’re into this type of shit. There’s also no carrying case to speak of, but the toy fits nicely back onto the box it came in, so there’s that.

What It Feels Like

Describing what this E-stim ass play device feels like is always a challenge. If you’ve never tried an electroshock anal toy, then you probably won’t appreciate what I’m about to say. Either way, the best I’ve got is that this thing slides into your ass smoothly, giving a fantastically full sensation while the expertly positioned curves and bulbs of the device prepare your anal canal for lift-off.

With the touch of a button, it then begins to vibrate in such a way that you can feel it in your guts, providing sensations that push the envelope of pleasure. Turn on the E-stim mechanism and those bundles of nerve endings around your prostate gland and perineum are helpless to say the least. All I can do is warn users to prepare themselves for full-body climaxes that originate from both an internal and external source.

The Cheers and Jeers

Since nothing on the modern market is perfect, don’t expect the Electroshock Vibrating E-Stim Prostate Massager to be an exception. The manufacturers did a great job of developing a highly-stimulating and convenient sex toy, but there are still a few qualms I found with the overall design. But before we start talking shit, let’s discuss the positives:

PROS

• Best of Both Worlds – This toy is made to provide both internal and external pleasure by stimulating the p-spot and perineum simultaneously.
• Hug It Out – Milk your prostate for all its worth with its ergonomically shaped shaft.
• Safety First – The rounded tip and extended T-bar shape helps keep the toy snugly in place, even if things get wet and wild in the bedroom.
• Takes a Licking and Keeps on Ticking – The fully rechargeable mechanism is convenient to say the least, using a standard USB cable and nothing more.
• Self-Esteem Is Important – The device needs nothing extra to operate as intended – a testament of independence, indulgence, and ingenuity.
• Two is Better Than One – The dual conductor points hit the sweet spots at the same time or individually, yet they’re powered by the same source.
• Get Going – The handy travel lock prevents embarrassment at airport security.
• Equal Opportunity Perversion – It’s the ideal size for nasty newbies and perverted pros, plus it’s made to both men and women.

CONS

• Water Works, or Lack Thereof – The device is not suitable for use in water when the electroshock mechanism is engaged. However, it can be used in the bath or shower when it’s turned off (or in vibe mode only).
• Patience Is a Virtue – Although the toy is fully rechargeable, it takes some time, especially once the thing has been used quite a few times.
• Where Do We Go from Here? – With no storage container of any sort, it’s difficult to know where to put this bastard once you’re done with it.

The Final Verdict

Overall, the Electroshock Vibrating E-Stim Prostate Massager is a definite contender in the anal play arena, with enough features to keep users interested and intrigued for months on end. Since it comes with a manufacturer’s warranty, becoming obsessed isn’t a problem either. On a scale of “Piece of Shit” to “Holy Shit,” I’d confidently rate this thing a solid “Go Fuck Yourself” and highly recommend it to anyone who’s looking for an outstanding anal adventure.

Thanks to modern science (and a vast number of frustrated perverts), numerous penile prolonging products now flood the modern market, as the world’s most desperate men attempt to remedy this embarrassing situation once and for all. And while a general lack of information about some products can lead to gross misfortune, simply educating yourself on what’s available can drastically change the way you have sex.

Among the most influential items on today’s shelves is a potent product known as Stud 5000. Yes, the name is a bit corny and it somewhat resembles the nomenclature of a bad rapper from the early 90s. However, the reasons for its booming popularity become evident for most guys within the first few minutes of using it. No, this shit is not something that works wonders for every Tom, Dick, and Harry, but it does have its merits. Let’s explore those now.

What Is Stud 5000?

Generally speaking, this magic potion is a spray-on dick desensitizer that is designed to reduce the sensitivity of a dude’s family jewels, making premature ejaculation a thing of the past. Commonly referred to as a “delay spray,” Stud 5000 has been popping up on Amazon and eBay searches like a wildfire through parched land. Apparently, there’s a good cause for that.

The world is filled with men who want to become dynamos in the bed without spending a shit ton of money or jerking it until their palms bleed. It’s no wonder why delay sprays like this are becoming so sought after. So, what makes Stud 5000 different from the other shit that’s being pawned off on unsuspecting customers? Well, that’s a loaded question.

Aside from the fact that the manufacturer doesn’t offer much information as to the ingredients in each bottle and despite the general lack of instructions or safety warnings on the label, Stud 5000 happens to be one of the few numbing sprays that actually work (for the majority of men who use it at least). Not at all comparable to the similarly named “Stud 100” spray that previously swept the globe, this new shit is manufactured by a totally different company and offers an entirely different experience.

Made by a popular Indian conglomerate called Universal Life Science, Stud 5000 is one the many products in a lineup of potent creams, pills, tinctures, and other scientifically developed pharmaceuticals aimed at given men (and women) a more enjoyable taste of life. Although the company is somewhat mysterious and may seem sort of unprofessional to some, their track record is as solid as the erection you’re trying to maintain.

How Is It Supposed to Be Used?

When you hear the words “dick delay spray,” what do you think? The intended use is rather obvious, even to the layman who hasn’t used anything like it before. What makes Stud 5000 so effective must be the Lidocaine topical anesthetic used in the patented formula, but “solvents, excipients, and propellants” are also listed as active ingredients on the label. Either way, it’s intended to be used as a means to gain immediate control of your junk while in the throws of passion. Just beware of its dual numbing capabilities (and by that, I mean your partner will become desensitized too).

I will say, however, that while Stud 5000 offers instant gratification for most men who use it, opting for a more stringent and regular workout routine for your cock is a lot more effective. For example, using something like the Fleshlight brand’s Stamina Training Unit (STU) or something comparable to it seems to give long-lasting results and is a hell of a lot more enjoyable.

Regardless of your weapon of choice, you should always adhere to the following instructions when using this shit:

• Shake the bottle rigorously before spraying it.
• Hold the nozzle about 10 cm (3-4 inches) from your dick.
• Spray it on by pressing the button repeatedly (a.k.a. use small squirts).
• Allow 30-60 seconds for the ingredients to take effect before sliding into home plate.

While you’re at it, take my advice and don’t ever spray it on broken or irritated skin. That shit burns and there’s no warning about it on the bottle. Furthermore, I’d say you should use no more than 5-6 sprays for each application. Any more than that and you can bet your ass that you’re one of the unfortunate fellas whose dick won’t respond kindly to the formula.

Things They Don’t Tell You

The label on Stud 5000 is somewhat nondescript, with no indication about whether it’s effective with a condom, how long you should wear it, how or when to wash it off, or if it’s okay to use during oral sex. So, instead of being fed to the wolves of wanton sex, consider the following shit before getting too far ahead of yourself:

• Stud 5000 does work with a condom because it’s placed directly on the skin of the penis. Using a condom may also help to reduce your partner’s desensitization during sex. However, a lubricated condom may reduce the effectiveness and longevity of the product’s ingredients.
• The formula should only be worn for about an hour or two. After that, it could start to burn and irritate the skin or even lose its potency. Furthermore, elongated wear of Stud 5000 may make it less effective over time, as the body forms a natural resistance to the ingredients.
• Properly washing off the product is important and should be done with warm water and a mild soap. As mentioned, a good wash should take place about 1-2 hours after application.
• Use of Stud 5000 during oral sex is acceptable, as none of the ingredients are particularly harmful if ingested. However, doing so is kinky and should be done at the discretion of the user since the ingredients can and will numb the mouth. This could cause uncontrollable drooling, not to mention it also tastes like shit. Be aware of what you’re getting yourself into, and rinse well when you’re done.

Unfortunately, it’s been determined that Stud 5000 is NOT equally effective for all users. Throughout testing, there have been some usage tips and tricks discovered which may or may not improve your experience. For example, it may help to test Stud 5000 on the skin under your arm for a great way to determine if it will work on your dick. Additionally, adding more of the product intermittently may help it remain effective for the duration of your sex session (albeit kind of inconvenient).

The Ifs, Ands, and Buts

You probably already know that nothing on today’s market is perfect, and Stud 5000 is no exception to that rule. In fact, there are a lot of drawbacks involved with using this shit. But, before we get into that, let’s go over the good stuff first:

THE PROS

• QUICK AND EASY – The formula goes to work very quickly (in about 5-10 minutes after application), and it’s super easy to use, even on the go.
• LONG LASTING – This shit sometimes remains effective longer than the guy who uses it, lasting for hours and possessing lingering sensations even after it’s been washed off.
• THE PRICE IS RIGHT – The cost of Stud 5000 is very affordable, even for cheapskates, and especially when compared to the price of your dignity when you finish too soon.
• A LITTLE GOES A LONG WAY – It only takes a few squirts of this stuff to make an enormous impact on your crotch, so you can use just one bottle for a long time.
• CUM AND GO – Since Stud 5000 is contained within a small bottle, costs very little, requires a small amount to take effect, and lasts a long time, it’s the perfect travel companion for men who enjoy ad hoc sex wherever they go.
• NOBODY HAS TO KNOW – While the label is marked with the name of the product, it’s still relatively discreet looking and is thus perfect for dudes who don’t want everyone to know their business.

THE CONS

• SMELLY NELLY – The smell of Stud 5000 is rather off putting until you get used to it (if that’s even possible).
• IT JUST WON’T STOP – Although it’s important to spritz the product on your skin, the nozzle only allows for a continual spray, which can definitely complicate things (especially for new or clumsy users).
• GET IT OFF ME – Washing off the product is somewhat difficult and doesn’t always work immediately, requiring you to sort of scrub your dick skin to clean the area of application properly. You already know that shit hurts.
• SPREAD IT – It’s odd the way that this shit gets on almost everything within arm’s reach whether you like it or not.
• RUB IT IN – You can try all you want, but the formula will not absorb into the skin whatsoever and thus, it creates a sort of film on your dick that can last for quite a while.
• LEARNING CURVE – Using delay sprays is an amateur move, especially when it’s a much better idea to train your cock to perform at its peak using aggressively routine masturbation. In other words, Stud 5000 will only help you for an hour, while stamina training will help you for a lifetime.
• PLEASURE AND PAIN – Because delay sprays reduce sensitivity, they also reduce pleasure. What a pain in the ass (or dick, rather).

The Final Verdict

It’s immediately obvious that Stud 5000 has its place on the modern market as a viable product which presents an immediate and desirable effect. However, it’s arguable whether this shit is worth the money, especially when so many alternatives are available. Most sexual experts adamantly suggest stamina training over using a numbing product that simply masks the problem. Still, having a bottle of some sort of delay spray in your sexual arsenal isn’t ever a bad idea as far as I’m concerned.

While this stuff does seem to be a little bit on the generic side, it’s made by an already established company whose name is rather trusted in the industry. Yes, the company’s website is somewhat limited in terms of information, but that hasn’t stopped them from producing some amazing items, nor has it deterred most customers from trusting what’s in their inventory. However, if manufacturer transparency is important to you, then Stud 5000 may not be the first product on your wish list.

Some argue that simply adding some Lidocaine to any topical product might offer the same effects, but that’s just splitting hairs. It’s never suggested that you formulate your own products at home, nor is it ever a good idea to play chemist with your dick. And although Stud 5000 carries with it a strong odor and a lingering tingle, it’s certainly something you can get over or at least get used to after only a few applications.

Overall, this product is most likely a good product for half the people who buy it. Those ideal customers are typically split into two main groups: 1) the poor shmucks who are just starting to lose their sexual potency, or 2) the veteran fuckers who are beginning to finish too soon when faced with an enticing hole. Furthermore, this stuff is not a good item for guys who really enjoy or crave deep sexual pleasure, as it severely numbs the nerve endings and reduces sensation. Simply put, Stud 5000 is not ideal for middle-of-the-road dudes who have healthy sexual stamina levels, nor is it a good product for guys who are already suffering from hard-to-please penises. It is, however, a great product for men who need to improve their reputation in the sack (and that’s about it).

Being as we are a rowdy group of sexual deviants, testing out a cock cage was no big deal. We’ve been throwing our dicks in prison for so long they’ve learned how to make toilet wine. So, when we got our hands on the new Curve Male Chastity Cage Kit, we weren’t the least bit apprehensive to strap it on and punish our cocks like they owed us money. Here is what we discovered along the way:

What Is CB-X The Curve Male Chastity Cage Kit?

Like all dick chastity devices, the Curve is a cage for your cock that fits perfectly into any bondage repertoire. It is designed to be one of the largest cock cages on the market – good news for you horse cock-having motherfuckers out there. Long-shlongs are housed comfortably here, where achieving a full erection without permission is forbidden.

This toy is more than just a standard cock cage though, if there is such a thing. It’s actually a kit, complete with locks and keys with their own prison ID numbers. There’s no getting out of the shit (trust us; we tried), and wearing it for long periods of time is totally doable thanks to the smart design. What’s more is that the entire thing is transparent, so the sadistic voyeur in your party can get an eye full of fun at a moment’s notice. We’d say that’s worth the $150 price tag, and so would an average of 4 out of 5 people who’ve tried it for themselves.

In fact, the Curve is popular for two reasons: it’s above average size and its clear, skin-safe polycarbonate casing. Being as a lot of today’s best cock cages are smaller sized and are made from silicone to better conduct the TENS technology pulsating through them, the Curve is different in that it uses no e-stim mechanisms and performs its main function by putting your cock between a rock and a hard place, literally.

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The Main Features Of The CB-X The Curve

The main features of the Curve Male Chastity Cage Kit are what impressed us the most. Due to the nature of cock cages and the sheer pleasure derived by responsible bondage, the designers of the Curve have thought of everything. The toy’s seductively clear casing is not only bigger and better, but it’s also ventilated for long-term wear. One of the guys on our staff wore his for 3 days straight. What a fucking freak. It probably didn’t help that the toy’s designers placed a convenient urination/ejaculation hole at the top. We’ve got to stop encouraging these guys!

We thought maybe he left it on so long because putting it together and taking it apart was kind of difficult. But then, we had to assemble and disassemble our own and we discovered it wasn’t that hard after all. The manufacturer even gives instructions for dummies in the box and online. Maybe the long-term relationship is because this thing just does it for some people more than others. For what it’s worth, we liked what we experienced and didn’t miss the e-stim bit at all.

The entire contraption may be large and in charge, but it’s still discrete enough to wear under clothes, measuring a quaint 3.75 inches in length and a smart 1.5 inches in diameter. The toy also features 5 different U-rings in varying sizes to ensure a snug fit. And the locking pins and spacers enable top-notch security on your naughty property.

What Comes in the Box?

We won’t lie and say the box was amazing or that it contained all the necessary items to have a rip-roaring good time in the bedroom. What we will say is that the Curve was well-appointed enough to get started immediately, even if only for a short time. Hey, we can get down with a sexy sample just like the next guy. But maybe next time, the manufacturer will think about more than the bare essentials.

For now, this is what you get for the money:

• The Curve Cock Cage (of course)
• A set of 5 U-rings in various sizes, including: 1.5”, 1.625”, 1.75”, 1.875”, and 2”
• A set of 4 locking pins
• A set of 4 spacers
• 1 brass padlock
• 2 keys
• 5 plastic locks with individual “prison ID” numbers
• A zipped storage case
• A small 44ml sample of silicone lube by System of Jo

While that may seem like a lot for $150, we are still waiting for the brand that gives toy cleaner and fun little accessories along with their main products. Ok, so that’s not how free enterprise works and the business would never make any money. We can dream, can’t we?

What It Feels Like

If you’ve never experienced the restrictive pleasure of a cock cage, then there’s little we can tell you about what it feels like. Due to the larger size of this toy, it’s possible to achieve a slightly bigger erection before being controlled by the device, offering larger men more time to contemplate their next move while remaining discrete. Some of the dudes on our team did experience some slight pinching, but we still haven’t been able to determine if that was due to a design flaw or human error.

Our Cheers and Jeers

There’s nothing perfect on the modern market and we are well-aware of that. So, we like to give credit where credit is due while also slaying products from the toes to the nose. Let’s begin:

PROS

• This Seams Sexy – There are absolutely no seams in the polycarbonate case of the cage, which is totally sexy to your halfway flaccid dick.
• Rash Free Restriction – Due to the hypoallergenic material from which this toy is comprised, there will be no skin irritation even if its worn for a long time.
• Real Cages Have Curves – Because this toy is curved downward at a slight angle, discrete wear is possible for almost any outfit.
• Larger Than the Average Bear – Its extended size is perfect for big dicks, but still usable for smaller guys as well.
• Watch It – The voyeur in you will enjoy being able to watch your cock struggle to get out of its clear plastic prison.
• Keep It 100 – We never experienced any slippage of the rings or locks, even when we were super active and forgot we were wearing it.

CONS

• Not for Newbies – Although this toy doesn’t use e-stim technology, it’s still not something designed for novice bondage lovers. Serious inquires only!
• Balls to the Wall – The device can sometimes pinch your ball sack, and that can be a deal breaker for some dudes.
• Money Bags – This toy is somewhat expensive compared to similar models, but some might say it’s worth the extra dough.

Overall, what the Curve Male Chastity Cage Kit offers isn’t too shabby. We do wish the manufacturer included a separate accessories case like they did with their similar product, the CB-6000 model. Oh well, can’t have everything.

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The Final Verdict

Bottom line: this brand’s CB-X model, the Curve, is comfortable, spacious, and discrete. It’s also easy to assemble, simple to use, and fun to wear for days on end. On a scale of 1 to 10, we’d give it a solid 9 in hopes that the makers will throw in a few extras in the future.

But boners aren’t the only thing you’ll get when you use a good cock cage, especially if that cock cage has e-stim capabilities. Cock cages are, by nature, an acquired taste. However, that’s not to say that all men can’t derive pleasure from them in some way. The key is to find one that works best for your level of penile sensitivity, and that’s why we decided to review the new Mystim Pubic Enemy No. 2 E-Stim Cock Cage. We don’t know about you, but we need to know why this bad boy is getting so much positive attention.

What Is the Mystim Pubic Enemy No. 2 E-Stim Cock Cage?

We have already let the cat out of the bag as far as what our new toy is, but what we haven’t revealed is exactly what it does. The Pubic Enemy No. 2 E-Stim Cock Cage is a fun little fuck accessory that turns ordinary jizzing into an electrifying experience. This thing locks around your cock and gives you a tantalizing shock. We’re poets and didn’t know it.

Moreover, we’re perverts and that shit ain’t news. So, anything that promises a new way to get off is exciting to us. This bitch costs about $160 and is designed to work with the E-Stim Power Pack that’s sold separately. While it may be a bit of an investment for some dudes, we were willing to pay the price for a sex machine that gently stimulates the nerve endings in our dick. It’s like the Gods of Good Sex have finally heard our prayers.

They must know that cumming is a lot more than just rubbing one out. The penis is replete with sensitive nerves that, when piqued, can provide a supremely intense orgasm. The Mystim manufacturer guarantees quality and the average consumer gives it 4.5 out of 5 stars. So, what features make this particular sex toy such a popular option? We looked for ourselves and found out.

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The Main Features Of The Mystim Pubic Enemy No. 2

It looks like the Mystim Pubic Enemy No. 2 E-Stim Cock Cage is designed to give users a very unique sexual experience. It comes with little keys to represent the prison of pleasure your (or your partner’s) dick is in, and those keys are cut to fit the little silver padlocks that are included as well. And being as your cock is now property of the prison guard, Mystim also throws in some Prison ID name labels too. The idea is to get your dick locked into a safe and secure position while making it seem like forbidden fun.

The purpose of having your cock locked is so that it can safely receive the gentle shock provided by the power pack. The Pubic Enemy No. 2 features 3 different E-stim portals, with each stimulating different parts of the penis: the head, the shaft, or internally via the urethral sound on top. Simply plug the power pack in, attach the wires, turn it on, and get down to business. And since this toy is made from skin-safe plastic that contains no latex or phthalates, the only thing you’ll need is some sterile lube and conductivity gel to get the party started. Just remember: you’ll be at the mercy of your partner, and they’re the only one with keys.

What Comes in the Box?

We aren’t too familiar with the Mystim brand, but from what we can see: so far, so good. This toy comes with everything you need to begin playing immediately, as long as you already own the power pack. If you don’t, getting one will run you another $200. By the time you’re $360 into this toy, you’ll have the following items:

• The Mystim Pubic Enemy No. 2 E-Stim Cock Cage with Urethral Sound (of course)
• A set of 5 plastic prison “locks” with DOC numbers
• A silver pad-lock
• A set of silver keys for the pad-lock
• A bunch of prison ID labels
• A durable plastic testicle ring
• A set of spacer extension bars
• A durable storage case with elastic bands
• An instruction/assembly manual

You won’t find any conductivity gel or even a small packet of lubricant in the box. We looked. And the entire thing becomes little more than a conversation piece without the power pack. Either make the investment to get all the necessary parts, or simply use the thing as an ordinary cock cage like the basic bitch you are. Nobody gives a shit; just bust a nut.

What It Feels Like

Considering we are relatively new to this e-stim shit, we didn’t know what to expect. Fearfully attempting to be cool kids, we strapped in and went for a ride just so we could join the cock cage conversation. What happened next was what inspired this review.

The Mystim Pubic Enemy No. 2 is a beast, but we mean that in the best way possible. The reason we were so apprehensive about using a TENS machine on our dicks was because our past experiences have left us with painful burns on our junk. Initially, we were just thankful that the manufacturer of this toy took the time to implement the latest scientific research into their product. No burns, no painful anything – just pleasure. Never again will we cringe at the thought of having our urethra stimulated by an electrical current. That shit is otherworldly.

Our Cheers and Jeers

It doesn’t matter. We always have something negative to say. No, we can’t ever just be happy. Here’s why:

PROS

• I Challenge You to a Dual – This toy does a good job as an e-stim machine, but it can easily double as a simple cock cage if that’s all you need.
• Killer Body, Bro – The durability of the mechanism’s body is impressive, especially considering how some of us wore ours for days.
• Power Corrupts Absolutely – The punch that the Mystim delivers is the perfect combination of intense and gentle, leading to a guaranteed orgasm if you use it right.
• Conduct Yourself Appropriately – The silicon panels are perfect for transmitting electrical currents evenly throughout the entire toy.
• Fun on the Run – The whimsical nature of this product made it one of our favorite e-stim cock cages to use.

CONS

• Bachelor’s in Engineering – Apparently, to begin using this bitch, you have to understand the basics of trigonometry.
• Getting Thin on Top – The locking pin is somewhat flimsy, and although it wasn’t a show stopper for us, it could be for someone else.
• Bank Account Blues – The price of this thing is kind of astronomical, especially once the power pack, conductivity gel, and sterile lube are purchased.

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The Final Verdict

We have to say that the new Mystim Pubic Enemy No. 2 E-Stim Cock Cage is well worth the money, even if you’ve never messed with this sort of thing before. While there is no guarantee you will have the same experience as we did, we’re pretty certain you’ll get what you came for; and if you don’t, your partner surely will. On a scale of 1 to 10, this thing gets an 8 as we await the new and improved version.