Fleshlight Girls

Riley Steele, one of the three “Riley’s” in the Fleshlight Girls lineup, has been turning heads in both the civilian and porn worlds since her debut. Recently voted “Best New Starlet,” Ms. Steele is notorious for transforming flaccid dicks into rock-hard cocks using her classical beauty, remarkable sexual prowess, and an insanely tight pussy. Thanks to her collaboration with one of the best sexy toy companies in the biz, the average Joe can get closer than ever to actually fucking her. Although she won’t be showing up to your house with a wet pussy anytime soon, getting inside her taunt ass is still a possibility (as long as you don’t mind playing pretend). Fortunately, the Fleshlight folks have done a kickass job of capturing that which has made Ms. Steele one of the industry’s favorite performers. Like all the other Fleshlight Girls toys, the Nipple Alley model is expertly molded to look and feel exactly like Riley does. In our opinion, that’s probably better than doing her in real life. At least then, you don’t have to deal with all the complaining about your lack of stamina. What Makes the Nipple Alley Different? While the Nipple Alley is made by the same manufacturer as all the other Fleshlight Girls toys in the lineup, it features numerous differences that make it stand out among the rest. Using the famed SuperSkin material patented by the brand, Riley’s tantalizing texture comes to life. Based primarily on the insanely popular “Speed Bump” texture, this toy has tiny nipple-like nodes which rest atop the many uniform bumps that run down the inside of the sleeve, stimulating every inch of the penis along the way. What Does It Feels Like? We imagine that fucking the real Riley Steel would be beyond amazing. After all, she gets paid to do what she does. But since none of us will ever have the opportunity, fucking the Nipple Alley is the closest we’ll ever get. With that said, this thing feels like a delicate dick exfoliator, and it kind of tickles. It provides consistent stimulation to the entire shaft, and it has a very welcoming opening as well. In other words, Ms. Steele has a very pretty pussy. The Pros and Cons This golf caddy-turned-porn star did the whole world a service when she chose her profession. Then, she made history when she molded her vagina for our humping pleasure. Albeit sexy and well-made, our picky asses still found a few faults in the overall design of the Fleshlight Girls Nipple Alley. But first, let’s talk about the shit we liked: PROS 2 Million People Can’t Be Wrong – We can see why the “Speed Bump” texture is so beloved by the public. It gives off a smooth, massaging sensation, plus its continual – not like the others that give the shaft a sweet surprise with every thrust. Men in Uniform – The unchanging sleeve texture has another bonus too; the chamber has the same tightness from beginning to …

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We don’t mean to brag, but we once had sex with Jenna Haze – the porn star-turned-website entrepreneur that makes every man’s dick stand at attention. Yeah, her. Okay, so we only fucked her molded replica made by Fleshlight, but it was close enough. Trust us, it’s a simulated experience that will have you second-guessing the very nature of reality. The space-time continuum wasn’t exactly breached while using the Maze, but it did feel like we blasted off at the speed of light for a minute or two. Maybe she should have named this thing after herself, “The Haze,” because that’s what we were all left in when we were done. It’s the simple use of magic molds and willing women that gives the world sexy stuff like this to enjoy. We’re sorry we’re not sorry that you have to work in a smelly cubicle instead of doing this shit for living like us. What Makes the Maze Different? Since you’ll only fuck the real Jenna Haze in your dreams, it might be a good idea to screw the Fleshlight Girls Maze if you ever get the chance. And since you’ll probably just continue to beat your beat in the basement like the loser you are, we’ll explain why you should stop that as soon as humanly possible. The Maze is inspired by an extremely sultry adult entertainer voted in 2010 as the “Dirtiest Girl in Porn.” She knows she’s got a good thing between her legs, and so does the lucky artisan who captured her Obsession Texture. It feels welcoming and open at first, but then gets tighter the deeper you get. The numerous nodes on the inside work the shaft like a pro, indicative of Ms. Haze’s seemingly untouchable popularity in the industry. What Does It Feel Like? Put simply, it’s almost as though the opening to the Maze knows your coming (or about to anyway). It spreads open like two arms receiving a hug, only the hug is for your throbbing cock. Best of all, the grip gets tighter after a delicate wall is breached, simulating the feelings of real sex with an actual woman. And it’s not just any woman; it’s the blazingly hot Jenna Haze – a brunette bombshell with a serious thirst for the dick. The Pros and Cons We dare not sit here and knock the lovely Jenna Haze (in the off-chance we ever get to meet her in person – hint, hint), but we will scrutinize the quality of the toy that’s supposed to represent her lovely lady parts. Although she didn’t get a mouth mold like some of the other stars, her ass and pussy models are more than worthy of close inspection: PROS The 500 Club – Not only has Ms. Haze been in over 500 adult films, but her unique Fleshlight sleeve has to have at least 500 stimulation nodes running down the inside. We didn’t count; how could we? Open and Close Case – Fucking Jenna Haze must …

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If you don’t know who Teagan Presley is, you’re probably still a virgin and you need a manual masturbator more than anyone else. If you are familiar with her work, you’re probably reading this review to get the low down on her newest vexing venture: molding her mouth, ass, and pussy for the sake of her freaky fan base. Perhaps Ms. Presley is a philanthropist, or maybe she just knows a good idea when she sees it. Fleshlight has been one of the top brands in the sex toy industry for quite some time, so their linking up with the hottest porn stars was inevitable. It’s not that we were surprised by the union, this review is because we were so excited to try it out that we had to talk about it with someone. Unfortunately, this isn’t the type of shit you can openly discuss over dinner with your parents. How else are you going to get the info you need? Maybe we’re the philanthropists here. What Makes the Love Humps Different? Teagan’s love humps have been capturing the limelight since her debut. Now that they’re molded for the world to see, it’s easier than ever to determine their appeal. According to the lucky bastard who got to mold her private parts, Ms. Presley’s insides are a one-of-a-kind mixture of massaging fingertips and tiny, tantalizing nodes that meld together to form one of the wildest rides we’ve ever had. Is it possible her personality was added into the mold as well? What Does It Feel Like? Describing what it felt like to fuck Teagan Presley in the ass is something we never thought we’d have to do. It’s a hard knock life for us. Unfortunately, we also had to fuck her other two mold models: the mouth and the pussy. After all that “torture,” the only thing we can say is that every single nook and cranny of your shaft was continually stimulated; and by continually stimulated we mean, “Holy orgasm, Batman!” The Pros and Cons We love Teagan Presley’s Love Humps, don’t get us wrong. It’s just that it’s our job to figure out where the manufacturer went wrong. Otherwise, how will the wonderful world of fuck toys ever get any better? Compared to the other Fleshlight Girls male masturbators in the lineup (only), here is what we thought about Ms. Presley’s lovely Love Humps: PROS Hump Day – The intense sensations provided by Teagan’s tight orifices knocked us out with one shot for the rest of the day. Skinvincible – The patented SuperSkin material made famous by the Fleshlight brand is again used for this toy, making it extra durable, not to mention feel very much like touching the silky skin of Teagan herself. Handy Dandy – We always appreciate how the Fleshlight brand makes their toys ergonomically correct, meaning they’re easy to hold even when you’re mid-climax. This one is no exception. CONS Whether You Like It or Not – The unceasing stimulation can desensitize the …

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There’s no shame in our game. When we found out that the famous Tera Patrick was making pussy molds for the Fleshlight brand, we quickly got our wallets out. It’s not that we were unfamiliar with what a Fleshlight felt like. In fact, we’ve fucked more of those bad boys than we can count. Our curiosity was piqued by the simple fact that these Fleshlight Girls toys were expertly molded to look and feel exactly like the sexy porn star who inspired them. EXPERIENCE INTERACTIVE PLEASURE WITH YOUR FAVOURITE ADULT STARS     For quite some time, Tera Patrick has been one of the most sought-after adult entertainers in the industry. Her tight ass has become legendary for all the right reasons. Until now though, the closest anyone could get to actually fucking her was watching her many, many porn movies. Thanks to the fabulous Fleshlight freaks, however, her primed pussy is available for everyone with a few bucks to spare. What Makes the Twista Different? Among the numerous masturbator sleeves created by the brand, the Twista is the only one that looks and feels the way it does. Molded to be the exact replica of Tera Patrick’s most famous orifices, the Twista comes in three models: her pussy, her ass, or her mouth. Each has its own unique texture, and each provides its own exclusive sensations. What Does It Feel Like? It’s hard to describe what it feels like to fuck a mold of one of the hottest names in porn, but we will give it a college effort anyway. Imagine finally getting in the pants of that hot nerd on campus who always walks around with her nose in the air. Since Ms. Patrick is the proud owner of a degree in microbiology, it’s safe to say she would play that part well. We assumed her pussy would be more difficult to resist than cheating on an exam we didn’t study for, and we were right. The Pros and Cons Every man has his own taste in women, and his own unique desires in the bedroom. We’re guessing that’s why there are over a dozen different Fleshlight Girls to choose from. There isn’t much we could complain about with the Twista, but comparatively speaking: PROS Twisted Sister – The internal texture of the sleeve is unique in that it twists and turns from top to bottom, stimulating the entire shaft in a way that is nothing short of mind-blowing. The Real Deal – Ms. Patrick’s pussy curves aren’t the only thing realistic about this toy; the brand’s patented SuperSkin material is used once again, giving the Fleshlight Girls sleeves a remarkably human feel. Arm Candy – Just like Tera, this toy is exceptionally attractive, with great manufacturing and superbly designed ergonomics all around. CONS Too Twisted – Some of us thought the twisted internal texture was a bit too much for our overly sensitive dicks. You’ll have to judge for yourself, but that quality makes this toy a …

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Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve probably heard of the Fleshlight brand. It’s one of our favorite brands to review and we got to fuck the Fleshlight Girls as part of our latest project. It’s a tough job but somebody’s got to do it. No, I’m not talking about putting down the sex toys and pounding away at actual pussies. What I’m talking about is, in all fairness, the closest thing any of us are going to get to the real thing in this lifetime. The Fleshlight Girls are hotter than the sun and probably wouldn’t fuck any of us even if we paid them to. They’re some of the sexiest and most experienced women in the biz, and now their pussies and asses have been molded to be attached to the already amazing Fleshlight canals that we all know and love. Fleshlight Girls Review: More Details, Please? So basically, the Fleshlight Girls is a special line of male sex toys that are carefully molded off some of the biggest porn stars in the industry. No shit, the company for real took these women to a studio and made life-like molds of their pussies, asses, and mouths. Then, they used those molds to fashion attachments that are made from their patented SuperSkin material. Talk about realism. In choosing our favorite Fleshlight Girl we got to pick from several options. First off, we could opt for the famous Lotus material or we could go all out and choose the model’s signature texture. Half of us chose one kind and half of us went the other way. In fact, a few of the guys received mouths instead of pussies or asses, so they got to utilize the Swallow texture (those bastards). FLESHLIGHT GIRLS PROMOTIONAL VIDEO CLICK HERE TO VISIT THE OFFICIAL FLESHLIGHT GIRLS WEBSITE How Are Their Parts Molded? At first we thought what you’re probably thinking: How in the hell did they mold these ladies’ private parts with any real accuracy? Well, part of our mission was to look more closely at the creation process of the Fleshlight Girls lineup to find out. Here is how it all goes down: The model is washed and dried and then she lays on a table. Liquid molding clay is then poured all over her body, namely on her beautiful private parts. Some of the molding clay is also injected into her ass and pussy. We’re not even kidding. The clay dies and is then removed from her orifices and allowed to set up. The finished mold is then used to create exact replicas out of the brand’s patented SuperSkin material. Even the process seems erotic as hell, but it’s not nearly as sexy as the girls themselves. The Fleshlight brand has talked some the biggest names in porn into having their genitals and mouths molded for your pleasure. Now that’s customer service if you ask us. FLESHLIGHT GIRLS ARE BEST EXPERIENCED IN COMBINATION WITH THE INTERACTIVE FLESHLIGHT LAUNCH DEVICE Who Are …

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