{"id":1845,"date":"2016-12-19T09:42:25","date_gmt":"2016-12-19T09:42:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/?p=1845"},"modified":"2019-09-29T09:36:13","modified_gmt":"2019-09-29T09:36:13","slug":"fleshlight-alien-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/masturbators-for-men\/fleshlight-alien-review\/","title":{"rendered":"Alien Fleshlight Review: Want to Have Fun With a Vagina From Another Planet? Well… Why Not?"},"content":{"rendered":"
Trillions of stars and planets in the galaxy and the only thing we have to fuck are some basic bitches? Yeah, we weren\u2019t too happy about that shit either. The next thing we know, our boss is coming in the break room carrying boxes of alien pussies and we\u2019re like, \u201cFinally!\u201d<\/p>\n
No but seriously, we just got done fucking these Fleshlight Alien vaginas and dare we say they\u2019re \u201cout of this world?\u201d Okay, that was kind of corny, but if you\u2019re extra horny then this alien pussy can give you the strange you\u2019re searching for. At first, we were a little put off by its pearlescent blue color, but after we spooged in it a time or two we no longer gave a shit about what it looked like. The point we want to stress here is how good it feels.<\/p>\n