{"id":1942,"date":"2017-01-12T07:42:40","date_gmt":"2017-01-12T07:42:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/?p=1942"},"modified":"2017-07-24T20:57:06","modified_gmt":"2017-07-24T20:57:06","slug":"blewit-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/masturbators-for-men\/blewit-review\/","title":{"rendered":"1&#8230;2&#8230;3&#8230; Whoops!You Blew it! Time to train your stamina!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You\u2019d think we would have ran out of sex toys to test out by now, and honestly, we\u2019ve been hoping we would. A break would be nice; we ain\u2019t gonna lie. But then here comes our slave driver of a boss again, carrying crates of cock gobblers and lube like our feelings don\u2019t matter. <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1943\" src=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/blewit_logo-300x88.png\" alt=\"blewit_logo\" width=\"300\" height=\"88\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/blewit_logo-300x88.png 300w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/blewit_logo-768x226.png 768w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/blewit_logo-1024x301.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/blewit_logo-990x291.png 990w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/blewit_logo-50x15.png 50w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/blewit_logo.png 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>He divvies up these things called Blewit Pleasure + Performance Male Masturbators, and we knew right then the heat was on anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Unfamiliar with this brand, none of us knew what to expect. So, like always, we just dove in balls-first and then came out on the other side to share our stories of adventures with you. Having fucked just about everything on the planet, we take it upon ourselves to abuse these sons of bitches for all their worth before you spend any money on them. Our objective opinions are in your service, and it doesn\u2019t hurt that we get to cum for living. The world is a much happier place now. Let\u2019s all hold hands and sing. But first, let\u2019s talk about this Blewit Pleasure + Performance thing.<\/p>\n<p><strong>BLEW IT! PROMOTIONAL VIDEO<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/4acuUTWlsGE?rel=0&amp;controls=0&amp;showinfo=0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.Alpha XR\/Blewit-Mens-Performance-Enhancer-Pound\/dp\/B018EIOD70?&amp;_encoding=UTF8&amp;tag=raven7-20&amp;linkCode=ur2&amp;linkId=296763534fb17a6c73a232a90261958b&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">CLICK HERE TO CHECK CUSTOMER REVIEWS ON AMAZON<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;\" src=\"\/\/ir-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/e\/ir?t=raven7-20&amp;l=ur2&amp;o=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>What Is the Blewit Pleasure + Performance?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Obviously, this \u201cthing\u201d is a male masturbator that is designed to pump up the manual hand job and make it feel like actual sex.<a href=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/product_open.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1951\" src=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/product_open-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"product_open\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/product_open-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/product_open-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/product_open-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/product_open-414x276.jpg 414w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/product_open-470x313.jpg 470w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/product_open-640x426.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/product_open-130x86.jpg 130w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/product_open-187x124.jpg 187w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/product_open-990x660.jpg 990w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/product_open-1320x880.jpg 1320w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/product_open-50x33.jpg 50w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> Just about everything on the market promises the same effect, and the Blewit Pleasure + Performance toy seems to be no different other than the fact that it\u2019s designed to help men with erectile dysfunction, stamina training, and performance enhancement. The makers even suggest using it before having sex, but we think if a toy is worth its salt then the man should have nothing left to give after using it. At any rate, the Blewit Pleasure + Performance provides two tightness attachments and two manually controlled suction settings, but that\u2019s about as high-tech as it gets.<\/p>\n<p><b>The Main Features <\/b><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1950\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1950\" style=\"width: 290px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/specs.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-1950 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/specs-300x236.png\" alt=\"specs\" width=\"300\" height=\"236\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/specs-300x236.png 300w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/specs-768x604.png 768w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/specs-50x39.png 50w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/specs.png 863w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1950\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Click to enlarge<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>After using this ergonomically efficient fuck box, we concluded that the manufacturer must have spent more time designing the packaging than the toy. It\u2019s really lacking in features, but that doesn\u2019t seem to affect the overall performance too much. While it only has a handful of settings \u2013 one of which is manipulated by clumsily adding or removing rings under the cap \u2013 and although it features just a rudimentary air-release flap on the bottom to increase or decrease suction, we kind of dig the old-school approach in weird, nostalgic way. If you\u2019re one of those guys who\u2019s into fucking robotic pussies, this thing is <i>not<\/i> for you.<\/p>\n<p><b>What Comes in the Box?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s also not for men who have no sex toy supplies of their own. Again, the manufacturer let us down with the lack on add-ons in the box. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/packaging_front.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1949\" src=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/packaging_front-200x300.jpg\" alt=\"packaging_front\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/packaging_front-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/packaging_front-33x50.jpg 33w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/packaging_front.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a>Basically, all you get is the toy itself, but since it isn\u2019t battery-powered or electric in any way, we suppose that makes sense. Grab some water-based lube on your way out though, because you\u2019re going to need it. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/LubeIt2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-1953\" src=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/LubeIt2-134x300.png\" alt=\"LubeIt2\" width=\"134\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/LubeIt2-134x300.png 134w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/LubeIt2-459x1024.png 459w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/LubeIt2-22x50.png 22w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/LubeIt2.png 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 134px) 100vw, 134px\" \/><\/a>The octagonal, magnetic packaging is neato, but we would have liked a tiny tube of lubricant or toy cleaner for fuck sakes.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>What It Feels Like <\/b><\/p>\n<p>Straight up, using the Blewit Pleasure + Performance feels an awful lot like fucking a fat girl who can take orders (not exactly politically correct, we know). If we had to be PC about our sex toy descriptions, we would never get anything done. With that said, both the opening and textured lining of this product are very squishy and bouncy, which we guess could be equated to fucking a fat ass or pussy too. So, we\u2019re sorry fat girls. It\u2019s just that we think you\u2019ve got some good shit down there.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.Alpha XR\/Blewit-Mens-Performance-Enhancer-Pound\/dp\/B018EIOD70?&amp;_encoding=UTF8&amp;tag=raven7-20&amp;linkCode=ur2&amp;linkId=296763534fb17a6c73a232a90261958b&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">CLICK HERE TO CHECK CUSTOMER REVIEWS ON AMAZON<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;\" src=\"\/\/ir-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/e\/ir?t=raven7-20&amp;l=ur2&amp;o=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Our Cheers and Jeers <\/b><\/p>\n<p>You can probably tell already that we weren\u2019t exactly the biggest fans of the Blewit Pleasure + Performance. That isn\u2019t to say we didn\u2019t like a few things about it. Call us crazy, but we think sex toys should push the envelope a tad. This little number really plays it safe.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"CENTER\"><b>PROS<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><b>Eco-Friendly Fuck-a-Thon \u2013 <\/b>This thing is 100% manual, with no power cords, USB cables, batteries, or otherwise. Fuck until your arms fall off, or until the world ends, whichever comes first.<\/li>\n<li><b>Guess Who \u2013<\/b> The non-anatomically specific opening means you can fuck whoever\u2019s on your mind at that moment.<\/li>\n<li><b>Easy, Breezy, Beautiful \u2013<\/b> Get it clean easily by quickly unscrewing the bottom for a fast rinse under the water. (<i>We\u2019d still love some toy cleaner, just saying<\/i>.)<\/li>\n<li><b>Love in the Elevator \u2013 <\/b>At first, we thought it was a swanky type of thermos, so we suppose you could take it with you to work for a short break time booty call and nobody would notice.<\/li>\n<li><b>The Bigger the Better \u2013 <\/b>It\u2019s large enough to accommodate men with a girth of .4 inches or less and a length of 8 inches or less, which is pretty much everybody (except for you, Joe Shmoe Horse Cock).<\/li>\n<li><b>Safe and Sound \u2013<\/b> It contains no latex or phthalates, so if you get a rash you\u2019ll have to blame it on something else.<\/li>\n<li><b>Dip and Dive \u2013<\/b> It is fully submersible in water, just in case you were wondering, you dirty SOBs.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"CENTER\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/more-information\/blewit\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1168 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/check-it-out.jpg\" alt=\"check-it-out\" width=\"298\" height=\"74\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/check-it-out.jpg 298w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/check-it-out-50x12.jpg 50w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 298px) 100vw, 298px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"CENTER\"><b>CONS<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><b>Bulkier Than Sam\u2019s Club \u2013 <\/b>Even though this thing is non-slip and tapers at one end, it\u2019s still difficult to grip unless you have gorilla hands.<\/li>\n<li><b>Plain Jane \u2013 <\/b>We can appreciate the non-anatomically specific opening, but is it too much to ask for a pussy or asshole? This thing almost looks medical.<\/li>\n<li><b>Body Builder \u2013 <\/b>Get prepared for a strenuous workout. Between the manual operation and the powerful suction, you\u2019re about to feel the burn.<\/li>\n<li><b>Stop and Go \u2013 <\/b>You have to completely stop, unscrew the cap, and fumble with a new entry ring to experience the different tightness settings. Ain\u2019t nobody got time for that.<\/li>\n<li><b>Oops Cap \u2013 <\/b>In the heat of passion, we kept accidentally releasing the flip cap that controls suction \u2013 not cool when you\u2019re almost there.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>We get it; nothing is perfect. Have you forgotten who our boss is? We\u2019re just saying that the makers of the Blewit Pleasure + Performance male masturbator could have been a tad bit more creative. Maybe next time, guys.<\/p>\n<p><b>The Final Verdict <\/b><\/p>\n<p>The people behind the Blewit Pleasure + Performance came up a little short, but we still <i>came<\/i> if you know what we mean. It comes in at well below the $100 mark, even with a luxury lube added on. That\u2019s not bad for an endorsed sex toy, especially if you\u2019re pimpin\u2019 on a budget. On a scale of 1 to 10, we\u2019re giving this toy a respectable 7.5.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You\u2019d think we would have ran out of sex toys to test out by now, and honestly, we\u2019ve been hoping &#8230; <\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more-container\"><a title=\"1&#8230;2&#8230;3&#8230; Whoops!You Blew it! Time to train your stamina!\" class=\"read-more button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/masturbators-for-men\/blewit-review\/#more-1942\" aria-label=\"More on 1&#8230;2&#8230;3&#8230; Whoops!You Blew it! 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