{"id":2384,"date":"2017-03-12T09:54:32","date_gmt":"2017-03-12T09:54:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/?p=2384"},"modified":"2018-04-19T11:15:00","modified_gmt":"2018-04-19T11:15:00","slug":"electrastim-silicone-noir-sirius-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/best-prostate-massagers\/electrastim-silicone-noir-sirius-review\/","title":{"rendered":"Be Prepared! The ElectraStim Silicone Noir Sirius Massager Will Electrify Your Prostate! + a Special 15% Coupon Code For Our Readers!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We are a group of sexual professionals who have tested just about everything under the sun. So, when we set out to review our next toy, we weren\u2019t expecting the surprise we received. In fact, we were surprised (both pleasantly and unpleasantly) numerous times throughout the process, and we suppose it\u2019s better like that.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2294\" src=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/ElectraStim-Logo-300x43.png\" alt=\"ElectraStim Logo\" width=\"300\" height=\"43\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/ElectraStim-Logo-300x43.png 300w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/ElectraStim-Logo-768x110.png 768w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/ElectraStim-Logo-1024x146.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/ElectraStim-Logo-990x141.png 990w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/ElectraStim-Logo-50x7.png 50w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/ElectraStim-Logo.png 1050w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/> After all, we wouldn\u2019t want our faithful readers to learn about these things the hard way.<\/p>\n<p>Indeed, the only things that are good when hard are cocks and candy. And since we aren\u2019t handing out sweets anytime soon, we figured we would help you guys figure out how to maximize your penile potential. While this toy is not designed to assist your achievement of an erection in any way, it can most certainly turn you on and make you want to fuck something. Then again, the same could be said about almost any toy on the shelves if you really think about it.<\/p>\n<h5><b>What Is the ElectraStim Quadra-Polar Sirius Prostate Massager? <\/b><\/h5>\n<p>The thing that makes this toy different, or even worthy of our review in the first place, is that it is a solid prostate massager on its own but also has the potential to offer serious electrostimulation. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/electrastim_silicone_noir_sirius_quadri-polar_electrosex_prostate_massager.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2387\" src=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/electrastim_silicone_noir_sirius_quadri-polar_electrosex_prostate_massager-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"electrastim_silicone_noir_sirius_quadri-polar_electrosex_prostate_massager\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/electrastim_silicone_noir_sirius_quadri-polar_electrosex_prostate_massager-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/electrastim_silicone_noir_sirius_quadri-polar_electrosex_prostate_massager-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/electrastim_silicone_noir_sirius_quadri-polar_electrosex_prostate_massager-50x50.jpg 50w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/electrastim_silicone_noir_sirius_quadri-polar_electrosex_prostate_massager.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Of course, experiencing that kind of a shocking rim job will cost you extra, but tell us something we don\u2019t know.<\/p>\n<p>We knew from the name, ElectraStim Quadra-Polar Sirius Prostate Massager, that we were dealing with a zapper. In an instant, we were holding an ergonomically designed butthole pleaser with an attached perineum stimulator. However, without the rechargeable Dual Channel Electro Sex Kit (which costs $235 by the way), this toy is nothing more than a flexible ass plug with tiny, mysterious holes on the bottom. But when you spring for the power generator, an entirely new world opens up.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>ELECTRASTIM QUADRA-POLER SIRIUS PROMOTIONAL VIDEO<\/strong><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/SioyKm1gw68?rel=0&amp;controls=0&amp;showinfo=0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/more-information\/2389-2\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">\u00a0 <strong>CLICK HERE FOR THE BEST PRICE ON THE INTERNET<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<h5><b>The Main Features <\/b><\/h5>\n<p>The main features worth describing exist only when you opt for the kit that isn\u2019t included in the initial $75 big ones you spend on the toy. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/electrastim_silicone_noir_sirius_quadri-polar_electrosex_prostate_massager1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-2388\" src=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/electrastim_silicone_noir_sirius_quadri-polar_electrosex_prostate_massager1-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"electrastim_silicone_noir_sirius_quadri-polar_electrosex_prostate_massager1\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/electrastim_silicone_noir_sirius_quadri-polar_electrosex_prostate_massager1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/electrastim_silicone_noir_sirius_quadri-polar_electrosex_prostate_massager1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/electrastim_silicone_noir_sirius_quadri-polar_electrosex_prostate_massager1-50x50.jpg 50w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/electrastim_silicone_noir_sirius_quadri-polar_electrosex_prostate_massager1.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>On its own, the ElectraStim Sirius is a nimble silicone prostate massager that features little more than ergonomic curves and bulges designed exclusively for the male body. Its insertable length measures 5 inches and its girth is about the same, so it\u2019s not for newbies but it\u2019s not for pros either. The insert\/eject handle doubles as a perineum stimulator and that\u2019s where the fun ends. Other than that, you won\u2019t get much for your money unless you invest a little more in the power kit.<\/p>\n<p>As for the features of toy once it\u2019s hooked up to the power kit: the shaft and external perineum stimulator can be controlled separately. Voila! the tiny holes in the bottom are no longer useless and mysterious when you spend $300 or more to tickle your prostate. We\u2019ve found better toys for less, but we digress. The powered-up Sirius operates using the wired controller sold by the manufacturer, which features motion-activated TENS technology and provides 7 different functions and 24 separate intensity levels. This gives users the opportunity to find an attachment that suits them. Surprisingly, the Sirius is marketed as being ideal for both men and women so there\u2019s that.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h5><b>What Comes in the Box?<\/b><\/h5>\n<p>The box containing the ElectraStim Quadra-Polar Sirius is disappointing at best. It\u2019s not even attractive enough to be given as a gift, despite what the brand\u2019s marketing division believes. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/ElectraStim-Quadri-Polar-Electrosex-box.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2386\" src=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/ElectraStim-Quadri-Polar-Electrosex-box-189x300.jpg\" alt=\"ElectraStim Quadri-Polar Electrosex box\" width=\"189\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/ElectraStim-Quadri-Polar-Electrosex-box-189x300.jpg 189w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/ElectraStim-Quadri-Polar-Electrosex-box-768x1220.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/ElectraStim-Quadri-Polar-Electrosex-box-644x1024.jpg 644w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/ElectraStim-Quadri-Polar-Electrosex-box-990x1573.jpg 990w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/ElectraStim-Quadri-Polar-Electrosex-box-31x50.jpg 31w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/ElectraStim-Quadri-Polar-Electrosex-box.jpg 1314w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 189px) 100vw, 189px\" \/><\/a>Perhaps something a little higher-end, fellas? After all, we were forced to use the ugly box as a storage container until we could afford the outrageously priced Electra Sex Kit. Until that time, all we got was the toy and a small booklet with usage and care instructions written in 6 different languages. That\u2019s six different ways to say you\u2019re being ripped off. Don\u2019t expect even a sample of lube or conductivity gel either; you won\u2019t get that until you make a commitment. So much for no-strings-attached sex.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h5><b>What It Feels Like <\/b><\/h5>\n<p>Getting a description on the way this toy feels depends heavily on who you ask. Since you\u2019re asking us, we\u2019ll say this: the Sirius isn\u2019t as serious as it claims to be. Without its power pack, it feels like a semi-flaccid cock giving your asshole hell out of spite. With the power pack, it feels much the same way. The only difference is the mild to severe shock delivered to your innards. While the ergonomic design and flexibility of this thing is impressive, it certainly does not justify the price tag nor the need for expensive power units.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Our Cheers and Jeers <\/b><\/p>\n<p>Maybe we have gotten spoiled after all this time and simply can\u2019t find a sex toy that excites us anymore. Or maybe we can tell an awesome product from a disappointing one from a mile away. You be the judge:<\/p>\n<h5 style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"CENTER\"><b>PROS<\/b><\/h5>\n<ul>\n<li><b>Bending the Rules \u2013 <\/b>The malleable shaft goes where you put it and stays there, so customizable fucking is definitely possible.<\/li>\n<li><b>Wakey, Wakey \u2013 <\/b>The patented e-stim currents directly awaken the nerve endings in your erogenous zones to trick your body into climaxing quickly.<\/li>\n<li><b>Clean Bill of Health \u2013 <\/b>The non-latex material is hypoallergenic and completely body-safe.<\/li>\n<li><b>The Dynamic Duo \u2013 <\/b>Dual controls powered by the kit allow users to operate vibrations on the shaft and perineum stimulator independently or in unison.<\/li>\n<li><b>Front, Back, Side-to-Side \u2013 <\/b>There are conductive contacts on the sides, the tip, and on the base.<\/li>\n<li><b>Restricted Travel \u2013 <\/b>The flared base keeps the toy securely in place even when the body is in motion.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/more-information\/2389-2\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1168 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/check-it-out.jpg\" alt=\"check-it-out\" width=\"298\" height=\"74\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/check-it-out.jpg 298w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/check-it-out-50x12.jpg 50w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 298px) 100vw, 298px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h5 style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"CENTER\"><b>CONS<\/b><\/h5>\n<ul>\n<li><b>Batteries Not Included \u2013 <\/b>Like all the worst toys in the world, you can\u2019t really enjoy this thing unless you have an extra $250 laying around for the power kit.<\/li>\n<li><b>Pin It Down \u2013 <\/b>Once purchased, the Electra Sex Kit\u2019s 2mm pins come loose and\/or break easily (especially when there\u2019s no storage bad included either).<\/li>\n<li><b>On Your Own \u2013 <\/b>You won\u2019t get any conductivity gel either, or any lube, or toy cleaner, or anything. What you see is what you get.<\/li>\n<li><b>Shock Therapy \u2013 <\/b>There is nothing therapeutic about the painful zap experienced by the fool who doesn\u2019t shut this bastard off before ejecting it. You have been warned.<\/li>\n<li><b>Power Trip \u2013 <\/b>Even when you spring for the power kit, the thing has to be charged for a decade before it can be used and it runs out of juice faster than we do when we try an amazing toy.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h5><strong>WHERE TO BUY ELECTRASTIM SILICONE NOIR SIRIUS 2 ONLINE:<\/strong><\/h5>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/more-information\/2389-2\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">LOVEHONEY.COM<\/a> (BEST PRICE AND FASTEST DELIVERY)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>CLICK THE BUTTON TO REVEAL A SPECIAL 10% ELECTRASTIM SILICONE NOIR SIRIUS DISCOUNT CODE:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>[jcorgcrcoupon slug=&#8217;MensToysHubSpecialDiscountCodeElectraStimSiliconeNoirSirius&#8217; id=&#8217;23&#8217;]<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Needless to say, we tested this toy for over a week to find out if there was some incredible feature we were missing. There wasn\u2019t. We now want our week (and our money) back.<\/p>\n<h5><b>Our Final Verdict <\/b><\/h5>\n<p>We didn\u2019t end up being huge fans of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/more-information\/2389-2\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">ElectraStim Quadra-Polar Sirius<\/a>. Seriously. There were a lot of basic design flaws in the toy itself, not to mention how cumbersome the marketing was. Yes, we understand the value of a good, versatile toy, but we feel like something is missing. Perhaps it\u2019s our interest in ever trying this toy again. We give this product a 7 (only because we feel generous today), and we won\u2019t apologize for it either. Better luck next time, boys.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We are a group of sexual professionals who have tested just about everything under the sun. So, when we set &#8230; <\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more-container\"><a title=\"Be Prepared! 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