A set of extension rods<\/i><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\nThe Pro Belt Expander<\/u> only comes with the belt, and they all have to be purchased alongside the Original system to function as intended. We don\u2019t suggest rigging this shit to save money any time soon. It\u2019s expensive but it\u2019s durable, and yet it still has a fuck ton of tiny moving parts. Use your carrying case, guys. Yes, each product comes with a 3-year warranty registration card, but that\u2019s no reason to abuse it. Save the rough stuff for the after party.<\/p>\nHow It Measures Up <\/b><\/h4>\n
In terms of penis enlargement and correction tools, the PeniMaster is truly deserving of its commanding name. While other dick improvement mechanisms concentrate solely on simplicity and user-friendliness, the makers of PeniMaster keep it real. Making your cock swell and stand at attention requires systematic finesse. These things don\u2019t happen overnight, and PeniMaster doesn\u2019t go handing out guarantees like some of the other folks out there.<\/p>\n
Apparently, the manufacturer of this thing also endeavor to weed out the faint of heart. Compared to other products like it, including high-end penis pumps, the PeniMaster leaves no stone unturned and no step allowed to be missed with potentially damaging results. Additionally, many people (including us) really didn\u2019t appreciate the fact that so much of an investment had to be made to use it. We\u2019re ballin\u2019 on a budget over here, do ya mind?<\/p>\n
Our Experience with It <\/b><\/h4>\n
We discovered that the medically-inspired PeniMaster is relatively easy to use; go figure. And since the PeniMaster has numerous \u201cfields of application,\u201d just about every dude on the staff took one home. None of us made eye contact with one another for a month or so. Then slowly, we would begin emerging one-by-one from our perverted cock-oons with \u201cswollen pride.\u201d<\/p>\n
Our Cheers and Jeers <\/b><\/h4>\n
We sort of had to eat crow on this one because we talked so much shit before trying it out. Put simply: it works, but you have to know what the fuck you\u2019re doing or else it won\u2019t. That\u2019s pretty much the bottom-line. There\u2019s definitely a learning curve with the PeniMaster series, so bring your smarty pants.<\/p>\n
PROS<\/b><\/p>\n\n- Handyman Special \u2013 <\/b>This little doohickey can accomplish all kinds of things, from elongating your junk to improving your erection.<\/li>\n
- Doctor\u2019s Orders \u2013 <\/b>The PeniMaster lineup is suitable for therapeutic applications, meaning your insurance might pay for it if you have a pre-existing condition.<\/li>\n
- Give It to Me Straight \u2013 <\/b>Unlike penis pumps, this complicated contraption is designed that way because it can quickly correct Peyronie\u2019s disease, not to mention its effectiveness on induration penis plastica, ejaculation praecox, general erectile function, and even post-op urological issues.<\/li>\n
- We\u2019ve Got Big Balls \u2013 <\/b>This bitch can even make your balls bigger. Are you fucking kitten me right meow?!<\/li>\n
- Long-Term Relationship \u2013 <\/b>The systems, which have to be worn for hours, are super comfortable despite their otherwise cumbersome appearance.<\/li>\n
- No Commitment Required \u2013 <\/b>There is no workout plan associated with the PeniMaster lineup. Just put the shit on and go about your day.<\/li>\n
- Through Thick and Thin \u2013 <\/b>The lineup doesn\u2019t just elongate your dick, it makes the thing thicker as well. You will not hear us complain about that one bit.<\/li>\n
- Like a Virgin \u2013 <\/b>The medical research that helped to develop the PeniMaster system has revealed a way to recover the foreskin your parents stole from you as an unwitting baby. Look at us now, Mom!<\/li>\n
- Hidden in Plain Sight \u2013 <\/b>The manufacturers have made sure that each of the products in the PeniMaster series can be worn comfortably under clothing, which means you can be pimping out your dick while picking up the next chick.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
CONS<\/b><\/p>\n\n- An Arm and a Leg \u2013 <\/b>Unless you have a stack of cash to throw at improving your penis, this thing is way out of your league. After all, anything that compares to plastic surgery is going to be expensive.<\/li>\n
- Back to the Future \u2013 <\/b>The PeniMaster series is a combination of high-tech methodology and traditional tooling, so we didn\u2019t know what category to put it in let alone who to recommend it to.<\/li>\n
- Commitment Issues \u2013 <\/b>Although there\u2019s not a stringent workout plan required, this thing has to be worn for several hours each and every day (sometimes for months).<\/li>\n
- Blatant Disregard \u2013 <\/b>Each of the products in this series are designed to promote penile growth and health, not to make you look cool or hip. Nobody gives a damn about your rep around here.<\/li>\n
- Some Assembly Required \u2013 <\/b>Listen, when you have to read a manual or watch an instructional DVD just to attempt<\/i> to use a product for the first time, there might be a problem.<\/li>\n
- Splitting Hairs \u2013 <\/b>Is it an extender, an expander, a pump, a puller, a vacuum? How many different moving parts do we have to manage to use this bitch? Stop calling it \u201cscience\u201d and start calling it \u201csimplified\u201d please.<\/li>\n
- Nothing in Return \u2013 <\/b>Although there\u2019s a warranty on the integrity of the product, there is no effectiveness guarantee whatsoever. You\u2019re on your own after you spend the money, and that shit ain\u2019t cool.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
The Final Verdict <\/b><\/h4>\n
We aren\u2019t known to brag about products, especially since we are here to be as objective as possible, but we can\u2019t help but sing the praises of the PeniMaster lineup. Although it has a number of obvious design flaws, our impressions of it were positive nonetheless. We can\u2019t necessarily compare it to anything, but what we do have in terms of competition seems to fall short of the PeniMaster\u2019s restorative power. Not trendy or attractive in any way, this bad boy is designed for guys who want to take shit to the next level without getting a prescription. On our infamous scale of 1 to 10, this bitch gets a solid 9 and that\u2019s only because we\u2019d like to see what else the manufacturer has up their sleeve.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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