{"id":5996,"date":"2018-09-27T11:28:16","date_gmt":"2018-09-27T11:28:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/?p=5996"},"modified":"2018-09-27T11:28:16","modified_gmt":"2018-09-27T11:28:16","slug":"introducing-the-androvacuum-electric-penis-pump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/androvacuum-review","title":{"rendered":"Introducing The Androvacuum Electric Penis Pump"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Penis pumps are a dime a dozen and they always have been.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-5997 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/logo_slogan-300x88.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"88\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/logo_slogan-300x88.png 300w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/logo_slogan.png 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/> Ever since the first pump was introduced to the market, manufacturers have been doing their damnedest to create something that works and is generally painless. Unfortunately, many of my brothers have become guinea pigs for those eager companies, only to come out with flaccid dicks and empty wallets. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">While there is no one-size-fits-all penis pump in existence, I think we can all agree that some are way better than others. After all, a $20 contraption from your local sex shop doesn\u2019t hold a candle to a penis pump that\u2019s made by medical professionals. In short, if you want real results you\u2019ll have to pay for it, but therein lies the problem. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">There are too many penis pumps out there, so choosing the best one is a mind-numbing exercise that leaves most men saying, \u201cFuck it.\u201d On the other hand, a little bit of research can lead you in the right direction. After having tried several dozen penis pumps myself, I\u2019ve finally made up my mind. The Androvacuum is, by far, the best thing since sliced bread. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><b>What Is the Androvacuum? <\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">The Androvacuum is the second model to come out of the well-respected Andromedical brand lineup.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-5998\" src=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/s-l300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/s-l300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/s-l300-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/> Considered to be the number one penis pump in the world, this bad boy was designed for the sole purposes of giving men like us the erections we deserve.<\/span><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-5999\" src=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Androvacuum-3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"113\" height=\"504\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Androvacuum-3.jpg 113w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Androvacuum-3-67x300.jpg 67w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 113px) 100vw, 113px\" \/><\/span><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> In fact, it uses a proprietary blend of techniques and materials to instantly improve erectile dysfunction and sexual impotence. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Interestingly enough, the Androvacuum uses lowered air pressure to achieve its noticeable results, as opposed to those less effective penis pumps that brag about having extreme suction power. As such, this thing can also be used for mood buildup, general sexual fitness, improved stamina, and erection enhancement as well. This hefty piece of machinery is especially ideal for men with Peyronie\u2019s disease (you know, curvature of the dick). In my experience, the Androvacuum induced a little penis growth too, but those kind of results always vary.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>This product is said to be over 90% effective, meaning you might spend a little bit initially but you won\u2019t have to replace it for a long time. Furthermore, you can rest assured that your penis is about to get a rude awakening without you having to huff and puff your way to satisfaction. Did I mention that the Androvacuum is fully automated? Oh yeah, there\u2019s that too.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Ch2wMpMnODU?rel=0&amp;controls=0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><b>The Main Features <\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Anything that promises better hard-ons without pills better have some amazing features. Luckily, the Androvacuum got the memo.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6000\" src=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Androvacuum-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"280\" height=\"529\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Androvacuum-1.jpg 280w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Androvacuum-1-159x300.jpg 159w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 280px) 100vw, 280px\" \/> While there are two different versions: the manual and the premium, they both offer the same results. For the purposes of this review, however, I\u2019ll be talking mainly about the premium version because, let\u2019s be honest, I like it when things require little to no effort on my part. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">This device features a transparent tube into which your flaccid penis is placed. With a single button on\/off interface and a conveniently located safety switch, the Androvacuum is the safest and most durable penis pump I\u2019ve ever used. It even has some handy-dandy constriction rings that are designed to help maintain the achieved erection for as long as possible. Still, I wouldn\u2019t suggest wearing it for more than 30-45 minutes if you know what\u2019s good for. If you like it then you should\u2019ve put a ring on it, but if it goes away then just use the pump again. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">In fact, the Androvacuum is one of the only penis pumps I\u2019ve ever seen that\u2019s safe to use repeatedly in the same day. Because it\u2019s made to slowly draw the air in the tube out and gently induce lowered pressure, it prevents pain completely and offers tremendous results quickly. Best yet, all the materials are medical grade, meaning they\u2019re skin-safe, virtually unbreakable, and of the highest quality. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><b>What Comes in the Box? <\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">I wasn\u2019t surprised to see that the Androvacuum box looked like something straight out of a hospital. I also expected to receive a fully illustrated instruction manual to help me figure out how to use this bad boy, and I got exactly that. One of the most enjoyable things about this thing is the fact that you don\u2019t have to go out and buy a bunch of extra shit to use it. Everything you need comes stuffed inside the box, including the following items: <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-6001\" src=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Androvacuum-300x180.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Androvacuum-300x180.png 300w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Androvacuum.png 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><i>The Androvacuum power portal <\/i><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><i>The clear tube (it gets screwed onto the power portal when you\u2019re ready to go)<\/i><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><i>A rubber cover\/connector for the opening<\/i><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><i>A set of 3 various sized constriction rings<\/i><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><i>A container of aqua gel (a.k.a. lube) <\/i><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><i>An instructional DVD <\/i><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><i>A written care and maintenance manual <\/i><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Andromedical and their Androvacuum are both certified by medical professionals and urologists around the world. Since vacuum-based penile therapies tend to be the most consistent long-term option for men with chronic or occasional impotence, it makes sense that the best vacuum-based penis pump would be endorsed by those in the know. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><b>How It Feels <\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">I, for one, am used to shoving my limp dick into powerful penis pumps that make me wonder whether my crotch is being ripped from my body or not. While I believed for a long time that the pain meant more gain, I\u2019ve since been proven wrong. Actually, it\u2019s not the strength of the pressure that makes the most difference; it\u2019s the way in which that pressure is created. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Having said that, the Androvacuum creates pressure by slowly removing the air from the tube. This technique makes the entire process virtually pain-free yet more effective than anything else available right now. It\u2019s so gentle and operative that it\u2019s being used by doctors for patients\u2019 penis rehab after accidents and surgeries. So, to tell you how it feels would require me to mention that it feels like a gradual squeeze instead of a rough tug. I hope that makes sense. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><b>The Cheers and Jeers <\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">I understand that I\u2019ve been singing the praises of the Androvacuum since this whole thing started, but I honestly can\u2019t help it. There are only a few things I could find wrong with it, and basically, those things have more to do with my own preferences than with the quality or functionality of the device itself. I know that nothing is perfect, but this thing is about as close as humanly possible in my opinion. Here\u2019s why I think that: <\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"CENTER\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><b>PROS<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><b>On the Regular \u2013 <\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">The Androvacuum can be used as often as you deem necessary, and regular use leads to an improvement in the natural state of your penis plus an increase in your overall erectile capacity. <\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><b>Me Love You Long Time \u2013 <\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">The battery life of this thing is nothing to scoff at. I got about 10 uses out of just one set of mid-grade batteries. <\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><b>Comfy and Cozy \u2013 <\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">This thing has no sharp edges whatsoever, plus its general operating principle helps keep it in place while reducing pain. <\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><b>Look Ma, No Hands \u2013 <\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">The manual Androvacuum is effective, but the Premium version provides a hands-free experience that\u2019s equally as powerful. <\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><b>Watch Me Move \u2013 <\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">I liked the clear tube design because it helped me keep track of my progress along the way. <\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><b>Breaking the Curve \u2013 <\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Since it\u2019s medically endorsed and completely safe, the Androvacuum is an ideal tool for men with Peyronie\u2019s disease. <\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><b>Ring Around the Rosey \u2013 <\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">The extra constriction rings (a.k.a. cock rings) are super stretchy, highly durable, transparent, and therefore make a terrific addition to an already great product. <\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><b>Easy, Breezy, Beautiful \u2013 <\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">The Androvacuum is one of the easiest penis pumps to clean because it comes apart easily and dries quickly. <\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><b>Built to Last \u2013 <\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">There\u2019s just something about a product with the perfect weight that screams quality. I\u2019ve had mine for a few months now and there\u2019s not even a scratch on it (meanwhile, I haven\u2019t exactly been responsible in how I store it). <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p align=\"CENTER\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><b>CONS<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><b>Wet and Wild \u2013 <\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Unfortunately, the Androvacuum cannot come near water unless you want to electrocute your dick. I\u2019ll venture a guess and say you don\u2019t. <\/span>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><i>If you\u2019re looking for a good penis pump that\u2019s not afraid of getting wet, check out the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/best-penis-pumps\/hydromax-review\/\">Bathmate Hydromax<\/a> X20, X30, or X40. <\/i><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><b>Big Things, Small Packages \u2013 <\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">The Androvacuum won\u2019t be able to accommodate extra-large penises (9 inches or longer and\/or 3.5 inches in girth or fatter). <\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><b>Buy in Bulk \u2013 <\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Since this product isn\u2019t rechargeable, you\u2019ll be forced to buy some batteries. But don\u2019t worry, you probably have a few lying around the house already. <\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><b>Nowhere to Go \u2013 <\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">The reason I haven\u2019t been as careful with my Androvacuum as I should\u2019ve been is because it doesn\u2019t come with a storage case and that sucks harder than the device does. <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><b>The Final Verdict <\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">The Androvacuum is, hands down, the most remarkable penis pump I\u2019ve ever had the pleasure of trying. <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-6002\" src=\"http:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/21wZX7D8CZL._SX355_-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/21wZX7D8CZL._SX355_-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/21wZX7D8CZL._SX355_-74x55.jpg 74w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/21wZX7D8CZL._SX355_-111x83.jpg 111w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/21wZX7D8CZL._SX355_-215x161.jpg 215w, https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/21wZX7D8CZL._SX355_.jpg 355w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>With a safe, user-friendly design and an effective technique, it\u2019s likely to be the last one I ever use unless the Andromedical brand introduces a third generation version. <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Penis pumps are a dime a dozen and they always have been. 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