Looking for male sex toys online<\/a> can become a long, drawn-out process that ends in little more than an expensive disappointment.<\/p>\nIn fact, it\u2019s often downright bullshit and it\u2019s time for that to stop. Us dirty-minded dudes need something of high-quality to cram our junk into \u2013 the secret dick divas that we are.<\/p>\n
Nobody wants to cum into a tube sock no matter what they tell you; and the folks who fuck fruits and vegetables need professional help. Thanks to some of the most innovative pervs in the industry, there are plenty of good gaping holes to explore.<\/p>\n
However, finding that shit quickly sometimes feels like trying to find a needle in a haystack. It\u2019s maddening, saddening, and . . . well, lame as a motherfucker.<\/p>\n
You\u2019re already shopping for fake vaginas online while in a dark and dingy room.<\/p>\n
You don\u2019t need any more help being perceived as a creep. So, if you\u2019re going to do this shit, you should do it the right way.<\/p>\n
No more of that \u201csettling\u201d bullshit. Quit staring at the women\u2019s toys with jealous disdain in your eyes.<\/p>\n
The time of the man is now, and the era of Fleshlight has just begun.<\/p>\n
What the Hell is Fleshlight?<\/b><\/h2>\n
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The Fleshlight brand is well-known for its wide variety of male masturbators and innovative accessories. Their inventory is fucking enormous, so shopping on the site can be overwhelming, especially for a newbie.<\/p>\n
And reading customer reviews won\u2019t help because opinions are like assholes; everybody\u2019s got one.<\/p>\n
You\u2019ll end up sifting through pages of personal preference stories and loads of TMI before ending up exactly where you started \u2013 with no goddamn idea which model to buy. The struggle is real.<\/p>\n
When we first encountered the brand, we felt that same way (and we\u2019re professionals at this shit).<\/p>\n
So, don\u2019t feel like a dork if you don\u2019t know what to choose.![\"best](\"https:\/\/www.menstoyshub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/top-fleshlight-textures.jpg\")
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Just do us a favor and don\u2019t make the same mistake we did: wasting too much time on the decision-making process and thereby reducing the amount of time you have to enjoy your new toy before the next best thing comes out.<\/p>\n
There\u2019s a science to this shit, folks. Better get it while it\u2019s hot.<\/p>\n
Did you know that there have been over 100 different textures invented by Fleshlight?<\/p>\n
While that number includes the famous Fleshlight Girls lineup, it also includes weird shit like the Freaks division and the damn near medical-grade Stamina Training Unit.<\/p>\n
There\u2019s literally something for everyone, and the brand ships to almost anywhere in the world.<\/p>\n
This American born company is truly a global enterprise, but there is no buying guide for the fuck sticks in their impressively expansive inventory.<\/p>\n
So, we\u2019ve decided to change that. It\u2019s a tough job, but somebody\u2019s got to do it.<\/p>\n
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