Perhaps you would like to know better, though. We don’t blame you. After all, our team is a group of horny bastards who can appreciate a good pussy just as much as the next guy. In fact, we like to refer to ourselves as fake vagina connoisseurs, which is why we will keep this Flip-Hole review short, sweet, honest, and complete. Here we go.

What Is the TENGA Flip Hole?

Well, we were wondering the same thing until we peeked (don’t tell our boss; we were just super curious). This little number looks like a wireless waffle maker for your dick, minus the burning heat and subsequent breakfast. Seriously though, it is a male masturbation device designed to pleasure your penis with a variety of interchangeable lining textures. Or at least that’s the best way we can describe it.

We are already familiar with the TENGA brand after trying out the infamous Tenga Egg. We know them as being one of the best in the biz, so we trust them to give us a proper fucking. The Flip-Hole comes in four colors, and each of them is slightly different. It’s not so much the color that changes as it is the texture inside the casing that can be interchanged to create a variety of unique experiences. We got to choose between white, silver, black, or red. We will explain the details of each in a minute.

In the meantime, it is important to note that the TENGA Flip-Hole is reusable. So, we advise not buying one until you have considered the properties of all four versions. If you’re anything like us, once you find something you like you tend to compare everything to it. Perhaps that’s why our entire team kept referring to the Fleshlight line when we were discussing our final verdicts.

Tenga Flip Hole Promotional Video

The Main Features Of Tenga Flip

First, we should point out the fact that although the Flip-Hole comes in four different colors and textures, the main features are the same on each. For instance, all units are made to house a removable internal sleeve that attaches at the top using air-tight secures. In addition, every Flip-Hole features pressure pads on the side, which are designed to help you control the power and suction being produced by the sleeve. The sleeves, which are what caught our attention the most, are what we will discuss from here on out.

While we all thought that the textured internal sleeves were sensational, we couldn’t help but to compare them to the Fleshlight brand. The TENGA Flip-Hole feels a little artificial for our tastes – must like cold, coagulated bubble wrap – but then again, we have fucked just about everything under the sun. Our discerning penises, with their professional opinions, say that the SuperSkin material of the Fleshlight is still number one. We dare not argue with an angry dick.

Overall, the Flipster (that’s what we call it to save time on paperwork) is a pretty simple device. We like that. It is not as bulky as the Fleshlight either – it’s rather slim and sleek – but, that just meant it flew out of our hands from time to time right when we were about to get off. Not a good way to go through an intense orgasm, just sayin’. Here is what we noticed about the “Flipster Four” (We get bored after work and come up with nicknames for our fake vaginas. Don’t judge us.):

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Tenga Flip Hole Silver

Compared to the white, the texture of the Silver is kind of ho-hum. By that we mean it’s rather plain, but that doesn’t mean it feels like shit. In fact, we liked this one better because it ended up feeling more pleasurable to our already worn out cocks. Simply put: sometimes less is more.

The Silver features a low-profile texture that provided a smooth glide. Used with a great water-based warming lube, and the Silver feels like a killer blowjob from a toothless whore. It’s not as tight as the White either, since, you know, whores are never virgins. The Silver is seasoned, that’s the best way we can describe it.

Tenga Flip Hole Black

Once you go black you may never go back. Okay, we’re kidding, but seriously the texture of the Flip-Hole Black is rather amazing. It is good and firm and it has an incredibly concentrated texture pattern. We found it ideal for men whose junk is relatively accustomed to the fake vagina jack-off game, because it gets in there and drags all the cum out within minutes.

No joke, using the Black is a dick attack. The TENGA brand obviously did their research on this one, but then again it’s all a matter of opinion. We found the Black to have a just-right fit, a fantastic texture, and the perfect amount of suction. It’s probably our favorite of the three.

Tenga Flip Hole Red

It has a texture that reminded us a lot of the Silver, but its texture is just slightly more rigid. The increased rigidity provided more intense suction, so the Red is pretty much just a pumped-up version of the sexy Silver sleeve mentioned above. But that’s not a bad gig if you ask us.

The texture of the Red is rather pleasant too, comparatively speaking. It’s like the Goldilocks of the TENGA lineup – not too intense, not too laid-back. It does offer a shit ton of suction though. It might be the best choice for guys who favor that sort of stuff over fancy textures and patterned nobs.

The Original TENGA Flip Hole Vs The New TENGA Flip Zero EV

Coming in three different colors, the O.G. TENGA models feature a spectacular texture which is spread throughout its somewhat realistic material.

The outer casing is smooth and polished, and the toy has those much-appreciated pressure pads that help control the amount of suction inside the canal. Made famous by its convenient flip-open design and sleek shape, clean-up is super simple, storage is a snap, and climax is reached quickly.

However, the innovative concept driving the original Flip models, albeit exciting, isn’t without flaw. While the brand offers several different sleeve textures, they’re all kind of similar. The toy itself is somewhat hard to hold on to, but the sensations produced by the manual up-and-down motion required are noteworthy. Overall, it has earned its lofty reputation as one of the most convenient and well-designed sex toys in the industry.

The New TENGA Flip Zero EV

Enter the TENGA brand’s newest invention – an upgraded version of the old-school model with all the bells and whistles a man could want. Featuring an improved sleeve texture and a more realistic material, that’s just where the party starts. This bad boy also has dual core vibrating motors that pulsate at five different speeds. Plus, the pressure pads are still in effect, allowing you to manually control the amount of suction created inside the canal.

As a superstar among legends, the new Flip Zero EV by the tantalizing TENGA brand is both electronic and waterproof. Using a magnetic USB charging strip, its powerful motors run for hours to produce an array of sensations that pleasure the penis from the inside out, plus it’s quick charging and perfect for dudes with erectile dysfunction and/or stamina issues. And since the texture is enhanced, it feels excellent even without the vibrations turned on.

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The sequel is much better than the original in this case, although it’s more expensive. For a cheaper alternative, TENGA also offers the Flip Zero Hole – an amalgamation of its two best-selling models that features the upgraded design and texture minus the vibrations. Click here to find out more information about the new invention by Tenga.

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The Pros and Cons Of The Older Tenga Flip Toys

We obviously had our opinions regarding the differences between the textures of the four Flip-Holes, but how do we feel about the Flip-Hole in general? We had to make a list of pros and cons to decide whether we liked it better than some of others we’ve tried. Then again, maybe our heads were still spinning. But isn’t that a good thing?

Not everything for sale is amazing, even when it’s made from a well-known brand. The modern market is often hit-and-miss, and sometimes we must scrap ideas or products in exchange for better ones. However, the TENGA Flip-Hole might have some staying power if it ends up in the right hands (more like on the right dicks). Here is the good, the bad, and the ugly shit you need to know:

PROS

• It is lightweight and sleek.
• It is masculine-looking.
• It features four separate, interchangeable sleeve textures.
• The sleeve textures provide various sensations and intensities.
• It feels even better when the sleeve is warmed prior to use.
• It is reusable.
• The device is easy to clean, requiring little more than water.
• It is rather inexpensive when compared to other handheld male masturbators.

CONS

• It is kind of skinny and hard to hold onto.
• It is not easy to camouflage.
• The four textures are somewhat similar to one another.
• The sensations are not the most intense we’ve ever felt.
• The feeling is nothing compared to the SuperSkin, especially when warmed.
• We started noticing deterioration after about a dozen uses.
• It takes a few hours to fully clean and try in preparation for the next use.It costs about the same as other models that probably feel better.

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Our Final Verdict

Overall, we thought the TENGA Flip-Hole was a relatively satisfying fuck toy. We are extremely picky though. The Flip-Holes have a very nice design, but nobody is going to mistake one for a common flashlight sitting on your table. It definitely looks like a sex toy, but if you’re into that kind of thing who are we to judge.

Since it’s not as heavy as some of the other toys on the market, it can be traveled with easier. However, the trade-off is that you must use more manual power to get the same sensations as the bulkier models. We are a bunch of lazy fucks and we’re not fans of having to work hard for our orgasms. We know you have to fight for your right to party, but we’re peaceful guys who just like to jizz all over the place. If we had to rate the Flip-Hole on a scale of 1 to 10, we would give it a solid 7.5

NOTE: Right before we released this review we found out the TENGA brand just introduced new and updated version of  of the Flip-Hole called The Zero. It is a luxury lineup, for a guy who doesn’t mind spending the extra cash on a high-end piece of masturbation equipment. You can find more information on those here.

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What Is the Autobl0w 2 Male Milking Machine?

Basically, it’s just this automatic blowjob machine that you hold in your hand and pleasure yourself with. Now, I know there are about a million male sex toys out there, but this one is a little different. The fella creating them, for one, is quite the imaginative guy – as you can see by looking at the almost retro yet modern-looking design of the outer casing. The way it works is pretty attention-getting too, but we will get into that later.

For two, the entire contraption looks more like one of those big camping flashlights than a hand-held blowjob robot. I am kind of grateful for that, actually. My buddy says it reminds him of a thermos with a handle on it. Another says it looks like the phone that Zack Morris used on “Saved by the Bell.” The sleeve, which comes in three different sizes, is reminiscent of those high-end Fleshlight masturbators in that it features an anatomically correct-ish mouth on the top. I find that feature quite nice, especially when I’m using it at full speed.

Which reminds me, the Autoblow2 has a few different settings that I think have earned some discussion. After all, it is – in my humble opinion – one of the best hand-held masturbators I have used in a very long time.

Autoblow 2 Promotional Video

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The Main Features Of The Autobl0w 2 Cock Milking Machine

The Autoblow 2 is pretty simple to describe now that I have had my come-down cigarette. No seriously, once you slide this bad boy onto your dick it’s curtains. The material of the sleeve is more or less lifelike and, depending on the size of the sleeve you pick, is plenty big enough to accommodate your member and tight enough without cutting off your circulation. It plugs into the wall so it doesn’t ever need to be charged. However, the unit is not compatible with some overseas outlets so I’d suggest checking on that before taking it with you on a trip.

It is not exactly small, but it’s not so huge that you can’t fit it into your luggage either. I keep mine hidden in my sock drawer and my girlfriend is none the wiser so far. Nor does she know yet that the Autoblow 2 does a better job on my penis than she does. I’m just saying: if the Autoblow learns how to cook me dinner, she’s fucked.

Oh and one more thing: this particular toy features a design that is supposed to support hands-free use. That means its motor is powerful enough to maintain a realistic blowjob sensation without you having to do anything. Its motor is also guaranteed to last at least 500 hours, which means you can get your dick sucked for almost 22 days straight without stopping. If you can go that long, then sir, you need to stop reading this shit and call Guinness.

How I Use This Cock Milking Machine Like It Owes Me Money

Meanwhile, back on Planet Average Joe, I’m tearing this thing up weekly like it stole my credit cards and brought its toothbrush over to my house. I mean, I seriously think we are going out now. Either way, this is how I use the Autoblow 2. I’ve got mine in Size B (and I have a Size C on backup just in case this penis extender actually works). I typically use it on medium speed and these are my usual results:

• I put the sleeve into the penis massage machine. Sizes range according to penis size as follows:
• I slap on some of my best lube.
• I sometimes put on one of my top penis rings to add some more spice.
• I slide myself in and get comfortable.
• I turn it onto slow (low speed) to begin my penis massage process.
• I crank it up on high for a second, just because that shit feels amazing.
• I turn it back down to medium speed to finish myself off.
• I clean off and clean up.
• Enough said.

I can’t go for very long on high speed, and I don’t know anyone who can. Furthermore, I’m not sure it is quite ready for guys with large dicks. I’ll keep my fingers crossed for you fucks, but don’t you think you’re lucky enough already?

Despite its somewhat limiting flaws, the Autoblow 2 penis massage machine has a bunch of redeeming qualities I think make it a real contender in the ‘Fight for the Right to Party with your Pants Off’. There are quite a few things I thought made it pretty cool, even if it has to be plugged into the wall and can’t accommodate my fatter-cocked friends, those bastards.

What I Liked About Autobl0w Dick Sucking Device

Not all sex toys are created equally, but you already know that. This thing, though, had me reeling from the very first motion of the dual-ring massagers that glide up and down like the tongue of my very talented yet batshit crazy college girlfriend who shall remain nameless. I didn’t see it coming, but when I was climaxing with it for the first time I let out a roar like a goddamn lion and my roommate came crashing in because he thought I had killed myself. To make a long story short, he ended up buying one of his own about a week later.

Here is what I like about it. You’ll have to ask him his opinion about his if you can get him out of his bedroom:

• Ergonomically designed handle for a comfortable grip
• Powerful action no matter what speed you have it on
• No manual pumping required (unless you want to)
• Can be used hands-free
• Has multiple sleeve sizes for men with various penis girth

I also found it quite handy that the sleeve is easily removable for maintenance. Unlike some of the sex toy materials out there, it was rather simple to clean with none of that stickiness that you sometimes get when you wipe off your wad.

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What I Didn’t Like About It

Like I said, there were a few things I didn’t find so amazing when I tried the Autoblow . I think that’s just what happens when you experience something new, and I know that I have seen my fair share of sex toys in my day so my dick is pretty picky. More so than that though, once you use something for a while, you start to think of ways you could make it even better. It’s only natural.

Here are my thoughts on what could be improved on the Autoblow , although it was pretty hard to come up with this list while I was using it:

• I wouldn’t hate on the designer if they made the grip a little smaller or at least adjustable.
• Although there are three action speeds, it wouldn’t hurt to have a sliding speed for fully customizable blowjobs.
• Even though I’m obviously jealous of my friends with bigger penises, I’d have to say it’s not fair that they can’t experience this shit for themselves.

WHERE TO BUY AUTOBLOW 2 ONLINE:

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That Being Said

The makers of the Autoblow 2 say that it is “the original massage chair for your penis” and I would have to agree. After a long, hard day, there are few things better than sitting down for a nice, solid cock massage. Too bad we can’t get our partners to feel that way. Little do they know: they’re slowly being phased out by machines like this one. They better step their game up, that’s all I can say.

My Final Verdict

Overall, this device felt almost exactly like the real thing, minus the gagging and possible scraping. It was nice not having to apologize for bricking without pulling out too, which is a sensation I never thought I’d feel again. It can suck me until my dick is raw and I don’t have to take it to dinner one time. It’s almost like one of those “TAKE MY MONEY” situations, even if the thing works like shit.

I also just found out that there is an Autoblow  VIP that is clear. The next time I get a blowjob from a robot I’m going to watch the whole thing go down. They might not appreciate it on YouTube, but I’ll certainly love it in my bedroom (or bathroom, or kitchen, or living room, or in the car, or on an airplane). I’d give this thing 4 out of 5 stars, just because I want to see what else the developers can come up with. You can get more information or buy Autoblow2 at their official website or you can check other masturbators here.