Lisa Ann’s popularity and eventual partnership with the famed Fleshlight brand are not solely attributed to her timeless good looks. Ms. Ann’s fine ass had plans to become a dental assistant, but her thirst for the dick lead her astray. That perverted passion is noticeable in every performance, even in her films from way back in the 90s. Poise plus passion equals pussy power, and the Barracuda captures it all in a handheld masturbator. Kudos!

What Makes the Lisa Ann Fleshlight Barracuda Different?

This Lisa Ann Fleshlight toy is unlike any of the others in the lineup, in much the same way that Lisa Ann is unlike any of the other porn stars in the industry. Although she is older than the young, taunt models who share her fame, that age directly translates into experience and expertise. Ms. Ann is poised and sophisticated in the streets but a freak in the sheets, as evidenced by the unique front-facing bristles in the first compartment of her mold, followed by that thick forest of dick ticklers for the grand finale.

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The dual compartments of the Barracuda do something we’re always raving about – stimulate the head of the penis more than the shaft. Yes, the thick bristles do a lot of dick tickling, but it’s the separation of chambers (and the dual tightness thereof) that gives this toy its remarkable dick-juicing abilities. No wonder Lisa Ann has been around since the early 90s. If that’s what it feels like inside her, we’d keep booking her for movies too.

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The Pros and Cons

It’s not every day that we come across a manual masturbator that surprises us. It seems as though we’ve felt everything known to mankind – good, bad, and ugly. While the modern world tries to scientifically determine what makes a man cum, Lisa Ann’s Fleshlight mold reminds us that good old-fashioned pussy is still relevant. But before we continue singing the praises of the Barracuda, let’s check out how it measures up:

PROS

• Just the Tip – This toy is unique in that its front chamber is so stimulating to the head of the penis that it can be used alone – just the tip; just to see how it feels.
• Familiar Turf – The mold exemplifies Lisa Ann’s years of service in the industry, namely because it feels broken-in and cozy around the shaft – not too tight, and never too loose.
• Reality Check – The hyper-realistic feel of the brand’s patented SuperSkin material will have you double-checking that you’re not actually inside this bitch.

CONS

• Slip and Slide – Like all other Fleshlight Girls toys, this bad boy deserves a little lube if you want things to run smoothly. Otherwise, you could be in for a very sticky situation.
• Pump It Up – The world of instant gratification desires the same toy with less weight, or an automatic masturbating machine that houses the Barracuda inside of it. But where would we find something like that? (See our review on the Fleshlight Launch to find out.)

NOTE: We weren’t sure if this was a pro or a con, but the intense sensations given out by this thing make it hard to “stay afloat” for very long. That’s great news if you’re trying to rub one out really quick, but it’s bad news if you’re working on climax control.

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Our Final Verdict

Lisa Ann will always have a special place in our hearts because of her exclusive ability to make the whole world love cougars for all the right reasons. Her pussy is still prime after all these years, and the Fleshlight molders have done an amazing job at getting all that goodness into the sleeve. We can’t say it’s our favorite one in the lineup, we will say this: It’s going on the top shelf of our sex toy collection as soon as possible. Get more information of buy this amazing Lisa Ann pocket pussy at the official Fleshlight website.

Although she won’t be showing up to your house with a wet pussy anytime soon, getting inside her taunt ass is still a possibility (as long as you don’t mind playing pretend). Fortunately, the Fleshlight folks have done a kickass job of capturing that which has made Ms. Steele one of the industry’s favorite performers. Like all the other Fleshlight Girls toys, the Nipple Alley model is expertly molded to look and feel exactly like Riley does. In our opinion, that’s probably better than doing her in real life. At least then, you don’t have to deal with all the complaining about your lack of stamina.

What Makes the Nipple Alley Different?

While the Nipple Alley is made by the same manufacturer as all the other Fleshlight Girls toys in the lineup, it features numerous differences that make it stand out among the rest. Using the famed SuperSkin material patented by the brand, Riley’s tantalizing texture comes to life. Based primarily on the insanely popular “Speed Bump” texture, this toy has tiny nipple-like nodes which rest atop the many uniform bumps that run down the inside of the sleeve, stimulating every inch of the penis along the way.

What Does It Feels Like?

We imagine that fucking the real Riley Steel would be beyond amazing. After all, she gets paid to do what she does. But since none of us will ever have the opportunity, fucking the Nipple Alley is the closest we’ll ever get. With that said, this thing feels like a delicate dick exfoliator, and it kind of tickles. It provides consistent stimulation to the entire shaft, and it has a very welcoming opening as well. In other words, Ms. Steele has a very pretty pussy.

The Pros and Cons

This golf caddy-turned-porn star did the whole world a service when she chose her profession. Then, she made history when she molded her vagina for our humping pleasure. Albeit sexy and well-made, our picky asses still found a few faults in the overall design of the Fleshlight Girls Nipple Alley. But first, let’s talk about the shit we liked:

PROS

• 2 Million People Can’t Be Wrong – We can see why the “Speed Bump” texture is so beloved by the public. It gives off a smooth, massaging sensation, plus its continual – not like the others that give the shaft a sweet surprise with every thrust.
• Men in Uniform – The unchanging sleeve texture has another bonus too; the chamber has the same tightness from beginning to end, making masturbation much easier.
• Keep It Real – Like all the other Fleshlight Girls toys, this one is also made from the brand’s hyper-realistic-feeling material.

CONS

• Stuck in the Middle with You – Because the SuperSkin material can get tacky without lube, long-lasting masturbation sessions can get a bit cumbersome if the proper measures aren’t taken.
• Dirty Girl – Although the Fleshlight brand does its best to make each toy easy to clean, this particular model is somewhat difficult to maintain due to its sleeve’s abundance of nooks and crannies.
• Hard to Handle – Fleshlight toys are all ergonomically designed to be easy to hold and use, but we will get an arm cramp halfway through because of the thing’s massive weight.

Our Final Verdict

It would be out of character for us to make it through an entire toy review without at least one complaint. However, we’re aware that the qualms we had with the Nipple Alley were frivolous and easily remedied. For example, the tackiness of the material is fixed with a good water-based lube, and properly cleaning the thing only requires submerging it in water (which it totally safe). Then again, maybe we’re just a bunch of spoiled dickheads who want our toys to quietly fuck us, clean themselves up, and then leave with dignity. Can you blame us?

The space-time continuum wasn’t exactly breached while using the Maze, but it did feel like we blasted off at the speed of light for a minute or two. Maybe she should have named this thing after herself, “The Haze,” because that’s what we were all left in when we were done. It’s the simple use of magic molds and willing women that gives the world sexy stuff like this to enjoy. We’re sorry we’re not sorry that you have to work in a smelly cubicle instead of doing this shit for living like us.

What Makes the Maze Different?

Since you’ll only fuck the real Jenna Haze in your dreams, it might be a good idea to screw the Fleshlight Girls Maze if you ever get the chance. And since you’ll probably just continue to beat your beat in the basement like the loser you are, we’ll explain why you should stop that as soon as humanly possible. The Maze is inspired by an extremely sultry adult entertainer voted in 2010 as the “Dirtiest Girl in Porn.” She knows she’s got a good thing between her legs, and so does the lucky artisan who captured her Obsession Texture. It feels welcoming and open at first, but then gets tighter the deeper you get. The numerous nodes on the inside work the shaft like a pro, indicative of Ms. Haze’s seemingly untouchable popularity in the industry.

What Does It Feel Like?

Put simply, it’s almost as though the opening to the Maze knows your coming (or about to anyway). It spreads open like two arms receiving a hug, only the hug is for your throbbing cock. Best of all, the grip gets tighter after a delicate wall is breached, simulating the feelings of real sex with an actual woman. And it’s not just any woman; it’s the blazingly hot Jenna Haze – a brunette bombshell with a serious thirst for the dick.

The Pros and Cons

We dare not sit here and knock the lovely Jenna Haze (in the off-chance we ever get to meet her in person – hint, hint), but we will scrutinize the quality of the toy that’s supposed to represent her lovely lady parts. Although she didn’t get a mouth mold like some of the other stars, her ass and pussy models are more than worthy of close inspection:

PROS

• The 500 Club – Not only has Ms. Haze been in over 500 adult films, but her unique Fleshlight sleeve has to have at least 500 stimulation nodes running down the inside. We didn’t count; how could we?
• Open and Close Case – Fucking Jenna Haze must be amazing – like coming home after a long trip. The open-feeling versus the immediately following closed-feeling create a sexy surprise with every thrust.
• On the Radar – This toy is exceptionally well-made, like all the products in the Fleshlight lineup, complete with the famous SuperSkin material and a convenient, ergonomically-correct design.

CONS

• Stick to the Real Thing – That “amazing” SuperSkin material is the same shit we’ve been complaining about for years. Yes, it feels a lot like real skin, but it also feels like cold plastic and it’s still sticky as all get out. Enough with the shit, Fleshlight!
• Push It to the Limit – Unless you’ve been working out a lot or masturbate 13,227 times a day, using this heavy ass toy will give you a shoulder cramp after a few minutes. Good thing the texture is so intense; you probably won’t last that long.

Our Final Verdict

Jenna Haze, if you’re reading this, you have an ass and pussy that make us want to slap our mamas. Readers, we tried to make this review objective but that’s really hard when you actually love the product you’ve tested. We can’t say it’s our favorite mold in the Fleshlight Girls lineup, but we can’t say it isn’t either. All we can do is mention, once again, that we got closer than you ever have to fucking the real J. Haze, and that’s good enough for us.

Fleshlight has been one of the top brands in the sex toy industry for quite some time, so their linking up with the hottest porn stars was inevitable. It’s not that we were surprised by the union, this review is because we were so excited to try it out that we had to talk about it with someone. Unfortunately, this isn’t the type of shit you can openly discuss over dinner with your parents. How else are you going to get the info you need? Maybe we’re the philanthropists here.

What Makes the Love Humps Different?

Teagan’s love humps have been capturing the limelight since her debut. Now that they’re molded for the world to see, it’s easier than ever to determine their appeal. According to the lucky bastard who got to mold her private parts, Ms. Presley’s insides are a one-of-a-kind mixture of massaging fingertips and tiny, tantalizing nodes that meld together to form one of the wildest rides we’ve ever had. Is it possible her personality was added into the mold as well?

What Does It Feel Like?

Describing what it felt like to fuck Teagan Presley in the ass is something we never thought we’d have to do. It’s a hard knock life for us. Unfortunately, we also had to fuck her other two mold models: the mouth and the pussy. After all that “torture,” the only thing we can say is that every single nook and cranny of your shaft was continually stimulated; and by continually stimulated we mean, “Holy orgasm, Batman!”

The Pros and Cons

We love Teagan Presley’s Love Humps, don’t get us wrong. It’s just that it’s our job to figure out where the manufacturer went wrong. Otherwise, how will the wonderful world of fuck toys ever get any better? Compared to the other Fleshlight Girls male masturbators in the lineup (only), here is what we thought about Ms. Presley’s lovely Love Humps:

PROS

• Hump Day – The intense sensations provided by Teagan’s tight orifices knocked us out with one shot for the rest of the day.
• Skinvincible – The patented SuperSkin material made famous by the Fleshlight brand is again used for this toy, making it extra durable, not to mention feel very much like touching the silky skin of Teagan herself.
• Handy Dandy – We always appreciate how the Fleshlight brand makes their toys ergonomically correct, meaning they’re easy to hold even when you’re mid-climax. This one is no exception.

CONS

• Whether You Like It or Not – The unceasing stimulation can desensitize the nerve endings in the penis after prolonged use, or at least that’s what the doctors say.
• Stick ‘Em Up – Although the SuperSkin material is remarkably real feeling, it reminds us of that moment during sex when you’ve came on someone’s belly, wiped it off, and started cuddling again.
• Can’t Touch This – The Fleshlight brand is known for its big but discrete design, however, we still wish they’d make a lighter model because this shit is kind of heavy after a few minutes of pumping.

Our Final Verdict

Whether it’s Teagan Presley in a movie or molded into a unique sex toy, we love her and her lovely lady lumps. She is definitely sexy, so we can tell why she’s booked so often in adult films. The fact that Fleshlight has created a customized sex experience using her mouth, ass, and pussy is beyond amazing -as if we could like that brand any more than we already do. The Love Humps model inspired by Ms. Presley is one of our favorites in the lineup, and maybe that’s because its numerous nodes are so extreme. We’re just saying, whoever is fucking her in real life has his work cut out for him.

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For quite some time, Tera Patrick has been one of the most sought-after adult entertainers in the industry. Her tight ass has become legendary for all the right reasons. Until now though, the closest anyone could get to actually fucking her was watching her many, many porn movies. Thanks to the fabulous Fleshlight freaks, however, her primed pussy is available for everyone with a few bucks to spare.

What Makes the Twista Different?

Among the numerous masturbator sleeves created by the brand, the Twista is the only one that looks and feels the way it does. Molded to be the exact replica of Tera Patrick’s most famous orifices, the Twista comes in three models: her pussy, her ass, or her mouth. Each has its own unique texture, and each provides its own exclusive sensations.

What Does It Feel Like?

It’s hard to describe what it feels like to fuck a mold of one of the hottest names in porn, but we will give it a college effort anyway. Imagine finally getting in the pants of that hot nerd on campus who always walks around with her nose in the air. Since Ms. Patrick is the proud owner of a degree in microbiology, it’s safe to say she would play that part well. We assumed her pussy would be more difficult to resist than cheating on an exam we didn’t study for, and we were right.

The Pros and Cons

Every man has his own taste in women, and his own unique desires in the bedroom. We’re guessing that’s why there are over a dozen different Fleshlight Girls to choose from. There isn’t much we could complain about with the Twista, but comparatively speaking:

PROS

• Twisted Sister – The internal texture of the sleeve is unique in that it twists and turns from top to bottom, stimulating the entire shaft in a way that is nothing short of mind-blowing.
• The Real Deal – Ms. Patrick’s pussy curves aren’t the only thing realistic about this toy; the brand’s patented SuperSkin material is used once again, giving the Fleshlight Girls sleeves a remarkably human feel.
• Arm Candy – Just like Tera, this toy is exceptionally attractive, with great manufacturing and superbly designed ergonomics all around.

CONS

• Too Twisted – Some of us thought the twisted internal texture was a bit too much for our overly sensitive dicks. You’ll have to judge for yourself, but that quality makes this toy a terrific tool for stamina control.
• Sticky Situation – Although the SuperSkin material is surprisingly realistic, it’s still sort of sticky before the lube goes on. Perhaps that adds to the ambience for some dudes, but we sure as hell didn’t like it.
• Large and In Charge – Fleshlights are known to be big but discrete, and that’s certainly the case with the Tera Patrick mold. However, we had no idea where to store the thing after we were done with it because the cheap bastards at Fleshlight don’t include a carrying case.

We suppose the variety offered in the Fleshlight Girls lineup is part of the appeal. It means each model can have its own unique features without too much being taken from the overall quality of the brand. It’s like a smorgasbord of high-end hind-ends, and we love that shit.

Our Final Verdict

It’s become increasingly obvious that the Fleshlight brand continually works hard to bring its customers the best of the best. It wasn’t enough for them to have the most popular masturbator on the market; they had to go and involve our favorite porn stars into the mix like a bunch of assholes. We don’t wish to pick favorites among our favorite adult performers, so we won’t. However, we will say that this new toy lineup is bringing a new meaning to cunt-command #1: “Go fuck yourself!”

No, I’m not talking about putting down the sex toys and pounding away at actual pussies. What I’m talking about is, in all fairness, the closest thing any of us are going to get to the real thing in this lifetime. The Fleshlight Girls are hotter than the sun and probably wouldn’t fuck any of us even if we paid them to. They’re some of the sexiest and most experienced women in the biz, and now their pussies and asses have been molded to be attached to the already amazing Fleshlight canals that we all know and love.

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So basically, the Fleshlight Girls is a special line of male sex toys that are carefully molded off some of the biggest porn stars in the industry. No shit, the company for real took these women to a studio and made life-like molds of their pussies, asses, and mouths. Then, they used those molds to fashion attachments that are made from their patented SuperSkin material. Talk about realism.

In choosing our favorite Fleshlight Girl we got to pick from several options. First off, we could opt for the famous Lotus material or we could go all out and choose the model’s signature texture. Half of us chose one kind and half of us went the other way. In fact, a few of the guys received mouths instead of pussies or asses, so they got to utilize the Swallow texture (those bastards).

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How Are Their Parts Molded?

At first we thought what you’re probably thinking: How in the hell did they mold these ladies’ private parts with any real accuracy? Well, part of our mission was to look more closely at the creation process of the Fleshlight Girls lineup to find out. Here is how it all goes down:

• The model is washed and dried and then she lays on a table.

• Liquid molding clay is then poured all over her body, namely on her beautiful private parts.

• Some of the molding clay is also injected into her ass and pussy. We’re not even kidding.

• The clay dies and is then removed from her orifices and allowed to set up.

• The finished mold is then used to create exact replicas out of the brand’s patented SuperSkin material.

Even the process seems erotic as hell, but it’s not nearly as sexy as the girls themselves. The Fleshlight brand has talked some the biggest names in porn into having their genitals and mouths molded for your pleasure. Now that’s customer service if you ask us.

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IMAGE	PRODUCT
Our Top Pick	Our Top Pick	Tera Patrick Fleshlight Unique internal texture Realistic toy Exceptionally attractive	GET THE BEST PRICE →
		Teagan Presley Fleshlight The intense sensations provided by Teagan’s tight orifices Extra durable Easy to hold even when you’re mid-climax	GET THE BEST PRICE →
		Jenna Haze Fleshlight Has tat least 500 stimulation nodes Creates a sexy surprise with every thrust Ergonomically-correct design	GET THE BEST PRICE →
		Stoya Destroya Astounding variety of textural sensations Has a SuperSkin material The sleeve ends with a nice row of big bumps that lead into an ultra-ribbed section.	GET THE BEST PRICE →
		Riley Steele Fleshlight Gives off a smooth, massaging sensation The chamber has the same tightness from beginning to end Hyper-realistic-feeling material	GET THE BEST PRICE →
		Lisa Ann Fleshlight Stimulating to the head of the penis Feels broken-in and cozy around the shaft Hyper-realistic feel	GET THE BEST PRICE →

Who Are the Top Fleshlight Girls?

We keep telling you that the Fleshlight Girls are some of the hottest stars in the pornography, but we haven’t told you who they are. We get it; calm down. There’s just so much awesome to all this shit, and we don’t know where to begin. So, let’s start by introducing our favorite dirty dozen. Keep in mind that Fleshlight has about twice as many girls as are listed here, so don’t get your boxers in a bunch trying to decide. For now, just take a gander at the inventory:

Tera Patrick Fleshlight

Yes, THE Tera Patrick. If you’ve never heard of the lovely Tera Patrick, then you’re probably still a virgin and you need to read this review more than anybody. Otherwise, you probably already knew that Ms. Patrick is a living legend in the adult film world and has been since her debut. But, did you know that she used to be a nurse and she holds a degree in microbiology? Fucking the hot nerd got checked off our bucket list real fast with this one.

Teagan Presley Fleshlight

Teagan has been an adult film star for quite some time now, and she remains a fan favorite. Known for her perfectly taunt body, beautiful face, and exceptional kinkiness, Ms. Presley began doing online porn (mostly anal) for Digital Playground before starting her own company. It’s close to being able to fuck a powerful female entrepreneur who likes to take it up the ass while she makes copies in the break room, and we love that.

Jenna Haze Fleshlight

Voted “The Dirtiest Girl in Porn” in 2010, Jenna Haze entered the porn industry at the young, juicy age of just 19 years old. She was first known for working exclusively with other women in some of porn’s best girl-on-girl action scenes, but her appetite for men could not be understated. So far, she’s been in over 500 films, and now all three of her famous orifices have been molded so we can get in on the action. Fuck yeah!

Jesse Jane (Gauntlet)

Slam some salami into the military brat and the tomboy-turn-sex-toy without using a time machine or filing for divorce papers. Jesse Jane, that hot little homewrecker, is a famous porn star who used to be a cheerleader and a waitress at Hooters before turning her attention to rocking cocks. Can it be any more of a fantasy than to hardcore fuck the girl next door in the privacy of your own home? We don’t think so.

Stoya Destroya

Stoya is a natural beauty with an exotic look who got her feet (and her pussy) wet in the adult film industry by happy accident. She started as an erotic model and one thing led to another. By 2007, she signed a contract with Digital Playground and has been a famous fuck bunny ever since. She’s best known for having one of the tightest asses in the biz, and we experienced that first-hand for ourselves so, we concur.

Riley Steele Fleshlight

Ms. Riley is a relatively new star and you know what that means: her shit is still mighty exclusive and she’s tight as hell. Before becoming a moldable porn star though, she worked as a simple golf course caddy and as a barista at Starbucks. Man, we wish we got our morning coffees from there! Luckily, she is now inviting everyone’s Venti cocks inside for a new kind of hole-in-one (or two or three) and we think it feels like Heaven on Earth.

Lisa Ann Fleshlight

If young, dumb, and full of cum isn’t your thing, then sexy and sophisticated Lisa Ann just might be. As the most seasoned of the Fleshlight Girls, she got her start back in 1990 when porn was pure. She was going to school to become a dental assistant and found herself becoming a famous adult film star instead. Funny how things work out. Fast forward a few decades and Lisa Ann plays Sarah Palin in “Nailin’ Paylin” – one of her most famous adult film roles that, quite frankly, we like to play on repeat while we explore her magnificent mold.

Tori Black (Torrid)

Tall and tempting, Tori Black is one of the sexiest natural beauties in the Fleshlight Girls lineup. She has those tiny teenage titties and a tight little ass. Tori had just recently got her start (2007) when she became the Penthouse Pet of the Month. Since then, she’s been AVN’s Female Performer of the Year twice, and all three of her fabulous fun zones have been made available through the Fleshlight brand. Score!

Misty Stone (Bump n’ Grind)

Born in L.A. in the fun and funky 80s, Misty got started in porn when she was 20. She is known as one of the friendliest and most personable women in the industry, but her voluptuous ass and award-winning “Oh Face” are what gets most people’s attention. In fact, some of her fans refer to her as the “Halle Berry of Porn.” Having appeared in over 120 films so far, Misty’s mouth, ass, and pussy are all available in a specialty line called “Bump n’ Grind.” There ain’t nothin’ wrong with a little bit of that.

Alexis Texas (Outlaw)

Ms. Alexis says that everything is bigger in Texas, including orgasms. Her unique line of textured orifices came about after fans demanded more from her already popular anal repertoire and her stunning girl-on-girl action series. Although she has only been around in the adult film industry since 2007 and has yet to win many prestigious industry awards, critics are still saying there’s a chance she will become the next living legend if she keeps up the way she is.

Christy Mack (Attack)

This chick, and her sexy orifices, are in a league of their own. You can tell it just by looking at Christy Mack, whose aggressive demeanor and artistic tattoos make her body a rocker’s wet dream. She’s been on the scene since 2012, which shows us just how amazing she is. In just a few years she has won more awards than most, and now her pretty little private parts are available to the highest bidder (or to the people willing to pay for her unique mold).

Now remember, the Fleshlight brand has about 23 Fleshlight Girls in total, so you are not limited to the ones listed above. However, these are the ones that we thought our readers would enjoy the most. Once we get a chance to fuck them all, you’ll hear from us again. In the meantime, check out the full Fleshlight Girls lineup. Our suggestion is to take it slow and try out a few different types. Not any two are the same, so this is customized muff-diving at its finest, folks.